It is... Insufferable. This woman, this fiend, has slipped through our grasp time and time again. Though our best tracking systems be in place, our most apt trace programs alert and standing by, this operative with the alias "Rarebit" remains elusive.
I have found that she can infiltrate our strongest networks. She is some times invisible, but at the blink of an eye, so to speak, can appear anywhere. Such unreasonable talent! She... Toys with everything in the Simulation. Whether it is for pleasure or under the order of a higher power or perhaps just a personal mission of anarchy, we, inefficiently, do not know.
What we do know is of the unacceptable chaos and mayhem she has caused. Inciting giant dances in the streets and busy dock areas, vandalizing an Agent of the System's uniform, and hiring private contractors to cover reserved billboards with her own illegal advertisements are just a speck of the violations this "Rarebit" has contracted. Where ever she goes, unlawful behavior follows.
Some times we are fortunate enough to catch her in the act of such events, in which we can only study "Rarebit's" moves and calculate what she means to do immediately and in the future. Yet there is one constant, always: Operatives respond to this individual as though she is a symbol of sorts, as though what she does means something besides problems for we Machinists and Machines...
Certain individuals will never simply leave the Matrix be.
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