Sung to the tune of "We Three Kings"
We three kings of Zion are
Arguing over where to strike afar
Niobe and Ghost, Anome the boast
Following yonder star
O briefcase of wonder, briefcase of light
Briefcase with Kalt's unholy blight
Westview leading, still proceeding
Guide us with thy emerald light
Anome took initiative plain
Shot Niobe clearly in vain
Now and forever, ceasing never
The gnome has become a righteous pain
O briefcase of wonder, briefcase of light
Briefcase with Kalt's unholy blight
Westview leading, still proceeding
Guide us with thy emerald light
Anome offers power to thy
Drink this vial daily nigh
Murderous and crazy, buildings razing
Worshipping his ego high
O briefcase of wonder, briefcase of light
Briefcase with Kalt's unholy blight
Westview leading, still proceeding
Guide us with thy emerald light
Unlimit is mine, its bitter gloom
Spelling death and sealing doom
Sorrowing sighing, bleeding dying
Nary a friend in his lonely tomb
O briefcase of wonder, briefcase of light
Briefcase with Kalt's unholy blight
Westview leading, still proceeding
Guide us with thy emerald light
Machines now plot his demise
Mother shall strike with cold dead eyes
Alleluia Alleluia
How the mighty fall from the skies
O briefcase of wonder, briefcase of light
Briefcase with Kalt's unholy blight
Westview leading, still proceeding
Guide us with thy emerald light
