You know the Dev Team is busy.
|Maybe they are having trouble controlling the Yeti.|
Eh. Maybe Morpheus got out again. He rode a Yeti to freedom. Kidnapped Persephone.
|Lol, yeah.|
Made her stand out in the cold, naked.
|That's hawt.|
And Rarebit's all, "You won't get away with this!!" And Morpheus will be like, "Haha, ninja vanish!"And he'll disappear in a cloud of purple smoke. And Cryptos will appear.
|ZOMG I KNEW IT|
But Rarebit, with his almighty admin powers, will see through the disguise.But Cryptos will realize this. And he'll be like, "Haha, but you cannot kill me mon, for I have stolen a vial!" And then Anome's mom kills him. And Rarebit will go "Wt f". But Anome's mom turns out to be a hacked Agent! And it will turn out to be that Meillak is still alive! And Rarebit has a huge fight scene with the Agent. And loses.
|NOES!|
And all the redpills will unite in their grief-struck rage and kill the Agent. And two more will pop up by design. And two more for those two, and two more for those two.. Eventually, the last redpills will be caught on the roof of Club Hel.And they'll be all... how's that speech go... Well, anyway, 9mmfu will cry "Riders of Rohan!" and HCFrog will suddenly appear over the hill (highway) with a dozen Dire Lupines. And they will destroy the Agents once and for all. And there was much rejoicing.
What silly theories do YOU have about the Matrix? It could be about anything directly related to the Matrix Online! (That way it doesn't get moved to Off Topic. Haha.)
This thread created to mock, but not offend, the many conspiracy theories about certain issues that can cause drama in the Matrix Online. Feel free to mention Champagne if you wish. ;)
|Maybe they are having trouble controlling the Yeti.|
Eh. Maybe Morpheus got out again. He rode a Yeti to freedom. Kidnapped Persephone.
|Lol, yeah.|
Made her stand out in the cold, naked.
|That's hawt.|
And Rarebit's all, "You won't get away with this!!" And Morpheus will be like, "Haha, ninja vanish!"And he'll disappear in a cloud of purple smoke. And Cryptos will appear.
|ZOMG I KNEW IT|
But Rarebit, with his almighty admin powers, will see through the disguise.But Cryptos will realize this. And he'll be like, "Haha, but you cannot kill me mon, for I have stolen a vial!" And then Anome's mom kills him. And Rarebit will go "Wt f". But Anome's mom turns out to be a hacked Agent! And it will turn out to be that Meillak is still alive! And Rarebit has a huge fight scene with the Agent. And loses.
|NOES!|
And all the redpills will unite in their grief-struck rage and kill the Agent. And two more will pop up by design. And two more for those two, and two more for those two.. Eventually, the last redpills will be caught on the roof of Club Hel.And they'll be all... how's that speech go... Well, anyway, 9mmfu will cry "Riders of Rohan!" and HCFrog will suddenly appear over the hill (highway) with a dozen Dire Lupines. And they will destroy the Agents once and for all. And there was much rejoicing.
What silly theories do YOU have about the Matrix? It could be about anything directly related to the Matrix Online! (That way it doesn't get moved to Off Topic. Haha.)
This thread created to mock, but not offend, the many conspiracy theories about certain issues that can cause drama in the Matrix Online. Feel free to mention Champagne if you wish. ;)
