Pillsbury Doughboy

15 posts · 2006-12-03 19:59:32 to 2006-12-06 07:51:18

#36300111109 12/03/2006 19:59:32 Pillsbury Doughboy
Okay, I dunno where my mom got this from, but it came from her work, and its so cute haha!!


Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsburry Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.  Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.  The grave site was piled high with flour.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.  He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.  Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.  He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.
#36300111114 12/03/2006 20:08:57 Re:Pillsbury Doughboy
One word...LOL
#36300111159 12/03/2006 22:19:10 Re:Pillsbury Doughboy

That's an old one.. but I'm still cracking up.

Makes me giggle. No pun intended.

#36300111189 12/03/2006 23:43:24 Re:Pillsbury Doughboy
*CENSORED* lol
#36300112289 12/05/2006 11:05:37 Re:Pillsbury Doughboy
I lol'd slowly till I was golden brown.
#36300112306 12/05/2006 11:20:24 Re:Pillsbury Doughboy
PBlade wrote:
I lol'd slowly till I was golden brown.

SMILEY
#36300112315 12/05/2006 11:25:41 Re:Pillsbury Doughboy
LOL thats great. LMRBO
#36300112317 12/05/2006 11:26:08 Re:Pillsbury Doughboy
MxO-PhanthomZtryker wrote:
PBlade wrote:
I lol'd slowly till I was golden brown.

SMILEY
METAL GEAR, HUH?!
#36300112326 12/05/2006 11:32:55 Re:Pillsbury Doughboy
PBlade wrote:
MxO-PhanthomZtryker wrote:
PBlade wrote:
I lol'd slowly till I was golden brown.

SMILEY
METAL GEAR, HUH?!

TIME PARADOX?
#36300113095 12/06/2006 06:30:40 Re:Pillsbury Doughboy
Siros7 wrote:
PBlade wrote:
MxO-PhanthomZtryker wrote:
PBlade wrote:
I lol'd slowly till I was golden brown.

SMILEY
METAL GEAR, HUH?!

TIME PARADOX?
hahaha! That's funny SMILEY
#36300113118 12/06/2006 07:01:38 Re:Pillsbury Doughboy
ChloeaAnn wrote:
Siros7 wrote:
PBlade wrote:
MxO-PhanthomZtryker wrote:
PBlade wrote:
I lol'd slowly till I was golden brown.

SMILEY
METAL GEAR, HUH?!

TIME PARADOX?
hahaha! That's funny SMILEY

Actually, PBlade..
What I was gonna say was "I have a quest 4 j00!" but you know... Whatever floats your boat.

*eyes flash brightly*
Mission Failed.

#36300113120 12/06/2006 07:03:20 Re:Pillsbury Doughboy
MxO-PhanthomZtryker wrote:
ChloeaAnn wrote:
Siros7 wrote:
PBlade wrote:
MxO-PhanthomZtryker wrote:
PBlade wrote:
I lol'd slowly till I was golden brown.

SMILEY
METAL GEAR, HUH?!

TIME PARADOX?
hahaha! That's funny SMILEY

Actually, PBlade..
What I was gonna say was "I have a quest 4 j00!" but you know... Whatever floats your boat.

*eyes flash brightly*
Mission Failed.

CQC..
#36300113146 12/06/2006 07:29:45 Re:Pillsbury Doughboy
Roukan wrote:
MxO-PhanthomZtryker wrote:
ChloeaAnn wrote:
Siros7 wrote:
PBlade wrote:
MxO-PhanthomZtryker wrote:
PBlade wrote:
I lol'd slowly till I was golden brown.

SMILEY
METAL GEAR, HUH?!

TIME PARADOX?
hahaha! That's funny SMILEY

Actually, PBlade..
What I was gonna say was "I have a quest 4 j00!" but you know... Whatever floats your boat.

*eyes flash brightly*
Mission Failed.

CQC..

CQC? .... >.>
#36300113148 12/06/2006 07:32:01 Re:Pillsbury Doughboy
PBlade wrote:
MxO-PhanthomZtryker wrote:
PBlade wrote:
I lol'd slowly till I was golden brown.

SMILEY
METAL GEAR, HUH?!

#36300113166 12/06/2006 07:51:18 Re:Pillsbury Doughboy
MxO-PhanthomZtryker wrote:
ChloeaAnn wrote:
Siros7 wrote:
PBlade wrote:
MxO-PhanthomZtryker wrote:
PBlade wrote:
I lol'd slowly till I was golden brown.

SMILEY
METAL GEAR, HUH?!

TIME PARADOX?
hahaha! That's funny SMILEY

Actually, PBlade..
What I was gonna say was "I have a quest 4 j00!" but you know... Whatever floats your boat.

*eyes flash brightly*
Mission Failed.

What? There was no post here, i'm insulted you think there was.