This is my favorites
Merovingian: "I love the French language.... fantastic language, especially to curse with... it's like wiping your arse with silk"
Merovingian (about Neo stopping the bullets): "Okay, you have some skill. Kill him."
Lock: "I'm going to recommend to the Council that you be removed from duty"
Morpheus: "That is, of course, your prerogative, Commander."
Lock: "If it were up to me, Captain, you wouldn't set foot on a ship for the rest of your life."
Morpheus: "Then I am grateful that it is not up to you."
