// Zion Critical Mission Log: Corporate Restructuring // 6.1.2

2 posts · 2006-10-19 01:42:00 to 2006-10-19 22:28:00

#36300074937 10/19/2006 01:42 // Zion Critical Mission Log: Corporate Restructuring // 6.1.2

// Transmission Log Entered 

Aquatium
Monitoring was in place on PA offices to try and get further into this mystery about Brenda Utley. Tyndall was in contact, we had learnt that certain files have been deleted. We needed to investigate this matter even deeper now. I made my way to the offices to try and get more information.

Aquatium
There was a security as well as office staff, I made my way to a terminal to retrieve data.

Bluepill
Did you hear about the break-in at the head branch office? Sounds like they need to upgrade security. Now, this place, we're all set. We have some bad dudes guarding this place. Yep, I'd like to see anyone try to pull anything here.

Aquatium
Yes... me too.

Bluepill
Consumers are such whiners! "Oh, Tastee Wheat is poisoned, it's killing us, ohhh!" They just don't see the big picture! 

Aquatium
Yes cause a little death didn't hurt anyone, right?


Bluepill
I'm excited about the "new think" that's going around the company. It's about time we had a shake-up! You can't just keep doing what's worked before--you're got to stay on your toes, keep up with the trends, make headlines!

Aquatium
I hacked into the terminal.

Corporate Security Sentinel
Freeze, punk!

Bluepill
Hey, what's going on?

Corporate Security Paladin
Hold it!

Aquatium
I relayed the data to Tyndall as I made my escape.

Aquatium
I arrived at the other PA branch offices, looking to speak with Jaimie Woolery. 

Bluepill
A lot of people around here think they're real hot stuff just because they work for a big company--like, normal laws don't apply to them, or something. Pretty sad, isn't it?

Bluepill
Woolery? Who cares about that little twit? They're never gonna get promoted.

Jaimie Woolery
I just follow simple orders, and collect my itty-bitty paycheck every other week. I don't get paid to answer annoying questions from ravers. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to try to get back to enjoying my government-mandated fifteen-minute "break."

Aquatium
Thank you for your time.

Jaimie Woolery
Hey, wait... Didn't someone fire you?

Aquatium
..sorry I must leave.

Aquatium
The grievance office, this will be fun.

As I arrived I found another terminal I could extract some data from.

Aquatium
Their roadmap...I wonder what that means exactly. At the offices there was also several bluepill waiting to see the officer, from which interesting information was learnt.

Bluepill
I am totally kicking butt in our office football pool. You should play--more winnings for me! Haha!
I hate all these jerks.

Bluepill
Did they put you on the corporate mail list? I've been getting a ton of spam from it lately. Real weird stuff, too. What the heck does "Embrace your new gods" mean, for instance? How do these crazy cults get my work address?

Bluepill
Yes, the grievance counselor is right through there, but there are others in line ahead of you. I'll have to ask you to take a number...

Bluepill
I've been waiting for three hours... I'm here to register a complaint about the grievance system...

Aquatium
Good luck...

Bluepill
Our insurance policy got seriously axed a few weeks ago, and now I can't get coverage for the sprained shoulder I got when a pallet of Tastee Wheat slipped off the loading dock. This is total bull!

Bluepill
Hey! Er is een rij, weet u het!

Bluepill
Yes, the grievance counselor is right through there, but there are others in line ahead of you. I'll have to ask you to take a number...

Aquatium
I finally got in to see the officer.

Bluepill
Another complaint about one of Giggleman's file clerks? That's not very surprising, but please, you'll have to take a number before I can look into the issue for you.

Aquatium
At last we got a name, I updated Tyndall.

Aquatium
Of course, that shouldn't be a problem.
I arrived and accessed the network to get as much data as I could, just as I did, a large group of security was after me. Even the bluepill there was concerned about the number of security present.

Bluepill
How in the blue blazes am I supposed to get anything done with all these security guards breathing down my neck? If my feasibility study for introducing monitors looping P-A product ads in our Peg's Diner restaurant chain isn't done by tomorrow, I'm screwed!

 

Corporate Security Aegis
It's the hacker! You should'a stuck to playing Global Thermonuclear War, slimeball!

Aquatium
I made my escape and update Tyndall.

Aquatium
I'll try to persoanlly oversee a operation of this nature, keep me updated as well Tyndall.

// Transmission Log End

#36300075712 10/19/2006 22:28 Re:// Zion Critical Mission Log: Corporate Restructuring // 6.1.2
           0uranos wrote:

Is Cap0ne still do the Machines Logs ? I'm Zionite (EPN more exactly) so it's sad to see that only our organization gives all the informations hehe.


Yep. Cappy still doing them. Now where's the Merovingians' log like this?