Well...
I thought I'd never say this. I mean, I've been in MxO for over 2 years now. I've seen a lot of things but I just don't see myself involved anymore. Remember the good old days? Yeah, I miss them too. I think I'll give in to the temptation of mourning them as a reason to leave.
Ever since Lith left and the LET died, things just haven't been as great. Sure, the LET was awesome but I can't help but miss all the crashing that took place during events because all my friends were there. I'll miss how I nearly got the killshot on the Uriah Assassin, but crashed out before I could do so. I might have had a mask.
I can't believe how SoE runs events now. I mean, W-T-F is up with selective audiences to reduce lag/crashing. How dare they stretch my one weekend of fun a month into several small events that take place throughout the course of a month making things seem much more realistic than just one weekend! I know that was a run-on sentence, but you know what I mean. Life is full of disappointment. Why bother waiting around for this game to get better?! I should leave now while there's something to complain about!!
I should just go farm 6 razor blade pendants and cut myself. Everyone is leaving, so I should too. I should get going before SoE makes even cooler items like the Area K or brings back the Assassin. God forbid those "pew-pew" people show up before I jack out for the last time.
PvP isn't fun anymore either. I mean, I PvP with people and they die. *CENSORED* is up with that? How can people die? That's so mean. Let's all loiter in Mara and sing songs or joy. PvPing is for losers.
01 sucks too. I mean, I can't believe people try to PvP there. I just want to farm my jacket and play patty cake with reds. Too bad the devs won't let me emote with them. I'd probably do doggysniff all the time. 
Anyways, peer pressure and poor excuses for leaving has motivated me to go too. I'll miss you all. But its ok. Life is like a box of chocolates and then someone comes by and knocks them out of your hand. Good going SoE. I can't believe you'd give me 3 characters per server, 5 orgs to choose from and a mulititude of things to do while I work my way up to 50. How dare you spend all your time working on a perfect Halloween event instead of fixing some bug like stacking? I mean, I know only losers stack, but why should they have to suffer too?
Maybe one day I'll come back for 6 hours and cancel. Maybe I'll go play some other game like Elf Wars or Worlds of Wombats.
/salute
PS> If you managed to read my entire post, then I thank you for your time. Hopefully you managed to pick up on all the sarcasm. I'm not really leaving. But chances are, someone will half-read and post "5o l0ng Garuz!" See you in the best damned game on the internet, my fellow redpills. MxO > All (I don't care what you say!)
