This evening I was exploring the white hallways when I ran into these two Agents. They wanted to thank me, The Collective, and all the machines for our efforts recently to secure the safety of the Matrix from Zion and Merv terrorists. However they feel that we can always improve since humans are naturally imperfect. They stated that humans need to be motivated and lack the precision and effeciency of machines. They asked me what could motivate us human machinists to step it up even further. They were pleased with my answer and are eagerly awaiting the results.
In the spirit of competition and teamwork I will be offering $100 mill to the first machinist who reaches 10k CQ points before I do. If you are unable to beat me I will still offer $50 mill to the first machinist who can reach 10kCQs. If you have less than 4k CQs I will give $50 mill to the first machinist who can reach 5k CQs.
To qualify for this contest obviously you must be a machinist. You also must have at least 110 machine rep. You must post a screenshot right now of what your current CQ points are. After that we are going in increments of 500. For example if you have 6430 CQ points then you must post another screenshot once you reach 7k and then post a screenshot every 500 after that.
We are on the honor system guys so please do not try to cheat and have one of your Merv or Zion buddies lay down for you. We will be able to tell if you cheated or not. Good luck machinists. This is a win, win, situation here. We will either purge all of Megacity of the Zionite and Merv groups who continue to defy the laws of the Matrix and show off their powers in front of blue pills. Or they will be afraid to turn on their flags in fear of the efficient Machinists taking them down. We have recently learned that once machinists enter an area were there are hostiles and we clean them out they do not return. So go out there and make all the machinists proud, and let these blue pills live in peace and keep the truce in tact!
Captain Sattakan
"Surrender Your Flesh, We Demand It!"
