The General,
We have captured one of your men in retaliation for your bad fashion sense. His name is one that has been dreaded, until now.
Yes, the rumours are true. We have kidnapped Captain Teddy. Our demands are simple. For the safe return of Captain Teddy, we demand one billion helicopters and a dollar. Or vice versa. You see, we are very accomodating terrorists. But we can't accomodate your Frankenstein outfit. We will be awaiting your communique!
Also, we have attached a photo of your officer, in order for you to know that he has not been harmed but is but a moment away from death should you try to rescue him.
Sincerely,
The Terrorist Guys