why do i feel like a penguin?

   ok now ive noticed this for a while and because of it i barely wear full length trenches. theyre stiff as a board and make you look like a penguin. every time i look at some one in black all i see is a penguin wearing red pants and hat.
   
   also the trenchs are too far out to the side maybe close them up a lil more they would look better. like the broucher coat or what ever its called only not tied at the waste. it just doesnt look right. which also brings me to another thing.

    closed trenches. closed trenches look so bad *CENSORED* in the movies and we see them on NPCs and pedestrians why can we have them? and another thing, the prophet duster. it just looks downright weird. its not as long as the other trenches and looks like a dress. granted it would still look like a dress if it was closed up a lil bit more, it still doesnt look right.
    
   one more thing. now im not expecting this to be rushed to the top of the list or even make the list at all but trench movement. like in Max Payne were his coat looked like it was moving in real time physics but it was just a preset animation looping over and over.  that would make hyper jump look so much cooler.

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I agree that the trenches could use a little fixing up.  Not as much as the Boucher Coat, but still a little longer.  And i TOTALLY agree that they should do something else with the ends instead of having them follow your feet like that.  A little looped animation for it blowing in the wind would be awesome!