The Silliest Move You Ever Made

1 posts · 2006-01-19 07:38:00 to 2006-01-19 07:38:00

#23900001345 01/19/2006 07:38 The Silliest Move You Ever Made
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Subject: The Silliest Move You Ever Made

Body:  Hello Advocates.  Hello Pluribus Neo.  Hello everyone.  I hope you all receive this message well, because I'm certain it's something you'd like to hear.  Even if you do call yourself my enemy, I'm sure you can get a kick out of this at Pluribus Neo's expense.

I'm back.  Purple dress and all, I'm back.  But then again, I was never really gone.  Maybe I should explain.

They always say the best laid plans often go awry. However, they never say that the best laid plans open up security breeches like a giant hole in Fort Knox.  In my case, I checked to see if the latter was true, and it certainly was.

I was aware of PN's plans and attempts.  I was aware of Kshana's treachery to the Advocates, and I was aware of the plans they had in store for me.  The normal leader would immediately make a move against their enemy, especially when they know their plans and know that they are in danger.  But the leader who could be defined as great knows when to take an enemy plan and use it to their advantage.  I have done just that.

That night, I knew exactly what was going to happen. I knew how it would unfold, and I knew who would be struck the greatest blow.  And when those PN guards tromped into Outpost Styx a little too easily, perhaps that should have been their first tip off.  We expected you.  We knew you were after me, laying in my chair in Styx, quite exposed and vulnerable.  I personally still can't believe you all fell for it.

Then, you hijacked my connection to the Matrix to upload your program.  I felt it being inserted like a wet noodle in the back of my brain.  What you didn't know is that thanks to some action from my very kind employer, there was a counter-program already in place.  Let me put it in terms you understand: Your program went bye bye the second you used it.

Was I ever brainwashed?  Oh no.  Then again, you all know I'm an excellent actor, it's what I do.  I just played along with your little plan, and while you were looking at my right hand, my left was doing all of the work.  Analyzing the faction, finding weakness, finding exploits... perusing your spy program at will.  It's not a bad spy program, I must say... there are a few interesting little plants you have there... but I'll keep that information to myself and the Advocates.  I shouldn't be getting ahead of myself.  And when I had everything I needed... well... I simply just left the ship.  Oh, and Phrack... sorry about the mess I made of the Operator.  Can't even remember his name!  Ah well, I guess he just wasn't that important.  I must say though, I never knew human bodies bent that way.  You know what they say, "The more you know."

As for you Kshana, let me take the time to point something out to you.  I know your reasons for leaving the Advocates.  I know your reasons for going to Pluribus Neo.  And let me just comment on that.  You believe you joined the cause of Neo.  You believe you are his next loud-mouthed prophet, or something like that.  The fact is honey, you never really did leave the Merovingian.  It's still there, in you.  Playing people, getting what you want, that's all you do. And that's based on chaos and a self-serving personality.  And last I checked, honey, that's what we do as members of the Merovingian organization - serve ourselves.

So, what has Pluribus Neo accomplished from all of this?  Let's look at the final tally:

- Bombing a power plant.

What has Pluribus Neo lost / gained as a disadvantage?  Let's look at that final tally:

- Important information being handed over to their enemy.
- Gained a flaming and untrustworthy hypocrite.  Yes Kshana, that's you.  Go stroke your ego now, someone mentioned your name again.
- Gained a large crosshair painted on all of their members.
- Lost all possible allies.
- Can now be known as "The faction with the security leak as big as the grand canyon."

Versus what the Advocates have gained:

- Important information about their enemy.
- Insight into the spy network of PN.
- One heck of a great story to tell future redpills.

Versus what the Advocates have lost:

- Absolutely nothing.


So, Phrack, Kshana, captains of Pluribus Neo, congratulations on your biggest achievement in the land of failure to date.  You're right, let me agree with you, you're not a faction of terrorists!  You're a faction of incompetence!

Sincerely,
Lady Return of the Devil's Advocates

Message Edited by Lady_Return on 01-19-200607:38 AM