"For our listeners im going to start off by asking your name..."
"My name?"
"Yes, Your name."
"But you know my name..."
"Yes, i know i know your name."
"Then why ask it?"
"For our listeners."
"what listeners?"
"the ones listening???"
"Oh yes, them...Heh.."
"so tell me your name..."
"but you...already know my name otherwise you wouldnt have called me here for this interview..."
"For our LISTENERS!!!"
"Oh..Yeah..I almost forgot..Heh...My name is Espi."
"Espi...tell me your BluePill name"
"Bluepill?"
"Yes Bluepill name.."
"Um...sure...Jack."
"Jack who?"
"Jack Mauler."
"May i call you Mister Mauler?"
"sure...why not..."
"Mr Mauler, this evening i have arranged for us to have a sit down chat to talk about..."you"...the infamous Masked Man...I would.."
"Infamous?"
"...yes Mr. Mauler, Infamous."
"The *EDITED* that supposed to mean??!!!"
"it means famous..but in a negative way..."
"...."
"Mr. Mauler, tell me, us, why do you hate Zion?"
"Cause"
"Cause?...surely theres a reason why..."
"I wanna go back to the system."
"You wish to go back? but dont you enjoy being a redpill? being able to hyper jump and do all types of crazy things without regards to limits?"
"My pets need me"
"whos your pets?"
"I have a dog named Fluffy and a squirrel named deuce."
"and they live in the matrix?"
"Yes you tool, there are no dogs or squirrels in the real...otherwise we wouldnt be having this discussion."
"i see...so tell me about why Zion hates you.."
"I eat there babies."
"You WHAT???!!!"
"Yes, i eat there babies."
"...."
"there something wrong?"
"...Mr. mauler, i can see why they hate you...and want you dead.."
"Why?"
"well...for starters you DONT EAT THERE BABIES!!"
"But you dont understand, Zion kick my dog, so i eat their babies."
"You find justification with that?"
"Yes, yes i do, that and they are very tasty. Especially EPN babies."
"...you sicken me..."
"im not the only one that eats them....Moose and Reeverb do too.."
"They do? why?"
"Cause its good eatin."
"you sicken me..."
"I must go, my pets need me."
"...but i have more questions.."
"next time. Taco Tuesday is coming up..."
"Taco Tuesday?...But thats nearly a week from today..."
"yes, but we must prepare for it..."
"why?"
"...HT makes great Taco's...and they are so good...well...you end up dropping lots of deuces..."
"..i see...."
"I must really go now. pets need me."
"ok...Mr. Mauler...well continue this later..."
"Yes...Yes we shall.."
"This concludes session one...for those listening in...we have only just begun to dig into the madness that is Mr. Mauler..."
Message Edited by Espi on 05-10-2006 12:21 PM
