The real Matrix

14 posts · 2006-03-05 15:14:42 to 2006-03-10 17:19:13

#23800001600 03/05/2006 15:14:42 The real Matrix
ChloeAnn stood there at Mara central, dancing as usual, as everyone was talking about what the Matrix really was... everyone had their conclusions, but she finally came to her own Conclusion...
the power rangers are really E Plurbius Neo, power Puff girls are the Cypherites, Pokemon is the mervs, and Digemon is the machines.. and zion is fraggles living in a fraggle rock
She also realized, that Neo is the one ring, Gollumm had to flip the one ring into Neo and jump into the volcano.. Link's wife if the assassin, because she wanted to kill Morpheus because Link was spending so much time bumming him, and she killed everyone else so Link could stay at home.
Locke was watching The Ring and got so obsessed with rings that he wanted to own neo. So he travelled to middle earth to make a deal with Saruman the Frenchman, But Saruman the French didn't have the ring, Fr0d0 did, So he sent UrakSMiths after fr0d0, aruman is sooo the Architect, white beard, white clothes.
ChloeAnn sighed.. after she realized all this... she wondered... is it possible?

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#23800001601 03/05/2006 15:15:53 Re: The real MXO
(( btw thanks to Zampano and d3athblad3 and P0ET and everyone else in mara who had a good laugh with me ;D ))
#23800001602 03/05/2006 15:32:47 Re: The real Matrix
Saruman the Frenchman was also the Architect...it was clear now. The urak Smiths, the attempts to find the One Ring and the gorgeous wife disguised as Wormtongue.  So he set off into the matrix to find the one ring once more but he had not counted on the weirdness of the matrix. chia pets roamed the lands, attacking those that did not have digimon protection, soon Saruman realised he needed a ForceMultipliemom to get through the troubled lands and continue his search for the one ring.
Elsewhere, Aragorn was feeling very pissed off that he wasn't the hero of the story anymore. "This ******* Neo thinks he's god or something eh?! I'll show him" and so he set off after saruman into the matrix to find the ring.  Many toubles he faced but he easily dispatched them with his Optimus Prime Battle Suit. Soon he had found neo, hiding away, cleaning out Morpheus's cave.
#23800001603 03/05/2006 15:34:00 Re: The real Matrix
D3athBlad3 was hyper-jumping around, looking for Pokemon to fight with his new Digimon powers. He came upon the Government Building and noticed the word "Isenguard" painted on the side. As he went closer he heard blames burning and high pitched screaming.
So he went into sneak and searched around.
He found some other Digimon... spreading around blue fairy dust and creating pixies dressed in black suits. He went on to see what else he could find.
He came upon Saruman dressed in his white suit shouting at the pixies in black suits... "Go my Agents! Go forth and kill Fr0d0 and any Fraggles that get in your way!"
As D3ath say this, he quickly hyperjumped away. Then suddenly he saw the Statue of Liberity and a white flash came from the flame and he forgot all about what he saw.
#23800001605 03/05/2006 15:52:49 Re: The real Matrix

ChloeAnn was sitting at mara, when she received a message on her Pokipod..

TO: ChloeAnn

FROM: unknown source

SUBJECT: Information

I have received important information that I thought I should send you.  We have heard of reports of random people and their powers.. beware.. These people are very dangerous, and you are one of them.

P0ET - Potimon. Pokemon, Snazzy Dresser

Cataclysm956 - Clangerchu. Pokemon,  Ultra sonic beeps and bops

ChloeAnn - Reddimon. Pokemon,  Blinding people with her redness.

PlagueOnWheels - Pwntmon. Digemon, Attracting enemies with a single shot.

D3athBlad3 - DieAlotMon. Digemon, Human Shield

Seymour - Seyizard. Pokemon, Master Flaming Knife Thrower

Kellner - Kellipuff. PowerPuff Girl, Is able to eat an entire roll of nickels.

This is all the information I can gather at this time. If I receive anymore, it will be passed on to you.

Good luck, 

  Unknown Source

... ChloeAnn looked around to see noone else had their Pokipods, Digipods, Puffipods, Flaggipods, or Powerods out, she began to get worried. 

#23800001606 03/05/2006 16:23:16 Re: The real Matrix
#23800001617 03/06/2006 17:40:50 Re: The real Matrix
monkeys........
#23800001624 03/07/2006 08:50:14 Re: The real Matrix
Not the monkeys, noo!!!! Monkeys are agents dontcha know
#23800001652 03/09/2006 08:25:17 Re: The real Matrix
I wonder what it would be like to eat a ring?

Kellipuff was playing tetherball at recess when his (her?) phone rang - power rangers were on the loose, threatening MegaCi-  I mean, Middle Earth!  Kellipuff sped off to find the power rangers and stop them from finding the One Ring, so he / she could it it him/herself.

Kellipuff ran for miles, searching clubs, forests, subways, and shires, fighting power rangers in a blaze of rainbows and nickel-eating fury.  And though Kellipuff had not found the One Ring, many (such as Taotzu) assumed that s/he had already eaten it.  Now they were hunting Kellipuff - "Give us the One Ring!  You know where it is!"

There would be many grand battles to come..

-Kellner
#23800001691 03/10/2006 10:05:40 Re: The real Matrix
....I am very VERY afraid.
#23800001692 03/10/2006 10:21:36 Re: The real Matrix

be afraid... be very afraid...

your new name... Wuffiemon!!

#23800001693 03/10/2006 10:27:04 Re: The real Matrix
I R BABOON!!!!
#23800001694 03/10/2006 10:35:08 Re: The real Matrix
><..Woof.


#23800001701 03/10/2006 17:19:13 Re: The real Matrix
<_<
>_>
(MSPaint rules.)

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