I am not a number! I am a free man!
-Oh wait... I'm recruit number 43.
-Oh wait... I'm recruit number 43.
The Glitch Society - Working with the Machines
233 posts · 2005-08-18 07:05:59 to 2008-12-22 11:25:34
Number 43, please report for duty.
But I am Kelln...
Number 43, we don't care.
But I am Kelln...
Number 43, we don't care.
oh noz thats why I had the number 42 on my.... erm anywayz Join TGS today and get a FREE lap dance!
TGS is a good faction.....how the hell did you get in nr.43?
img>Heh, he didn't. We've had an obscene number of members (and that's just on Syntax - the old Recursion instance used to be huge), but most of the ones who aren't with us anymore left the game entirely. There're very few who left us for another faction. 
Once You Get Glitch'd You Never Go Back.
Once You Get Glitch'd You Never Go Back.
I heard that TGS is the only faction not currently under investigation for perjury and conspiracy to embezzle a publicly funded organisation.
Come on ya know you want to join one of the oldest machine factions!
TheTaxidermist wrote:
True indeed! Except without the "not." But then, what difference does that little detail make, hm? Join us!
I heard that TGS is the only faction not currently under investigation for perjury and conspiracy to embezzle a publicly funded organisation.
True indeed! Except without the "not." But then, what difference does that little detail make, hm? Join us!
The Glitch Society FTMFW!
Join the Glitch Society today and get a huge discount on yo...
Wait...
But join TGS anyway. We fix glitches, and more!
Wait...
But join TGS anyway. We fix glitches, and more!
Reeverb wrote:
Join the Pick On Ree... i mean The Glitch Society TODAY!
((I guess the cutting out sentence thing is the in thing these days))
Join the Glitch Society today and get a huge discount on yo...The more consists of Picking on Reeverb!
Wait...
But join TGS anyway. We fix glitches, and more!
Join the Pick On Ree... i mean The Glitch Society TODAY!
((I guess the cutting out sentence thing is the in thing these days))
>_>
I left so there was room for you, join TGS, they stare into your soul.
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I left so there was room for you, join TGS, they stare into your soul.
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You what? We're not that weird. 
DO NOT JOIN US!!
*Shh proc, it's reverse psychology!*
*Shh proc, it's reverse psychology!*
The Glitch Society - Kicking bottom since 2004 MCT. Believe.
Neo is dead. Quit pining after him and join us.
Careful. I wanna keep this thread clear of posts that aren't about the faction or recruitment - or we'll end up like Systematic Chaos.
Hence:
Join the Glitch Society! We have comfortable hovercraft.
Hence:
Join the Glitch Society! We have comfortable hovercraft.
Procurator wrote:
Careful. I wanna keep this thread clear of posts that aren't about the faction or recruitment - or we'll end up like Systematic Chaos.
Hence:
Join the Glitch Society! We have comfortable hovercraft.
<3 TGS
Join TGS,
Because we have the most pages in the whole recruitment boards...
Because we have the most pages in the whole recruitment boards...
Join TGS...
... beacuase you know it's the only way!
... beacuase you know it's the only way!
Feel free to send in your application and we'll schedule a meeting, but be sure to not wear a bandana.
d4sh wrote:
Or a banana
Feel free to send in your application and we'll schedule a meeting, but be sure to not wear a bandana.
Or a banana
Were you living in a dream world? Remember how you felt when weird things happened? Bugs and glitches. Distinctly ungroovy.
It's our job to make sure things run smoothly. You may not be dreaming, but others are - make sure it works for them, whatever their choices in the future. Join us!
It's our job to make sure things run smoothly. You may not be dreaming, but others are - make sure it works for them, whatever their choices in the future. Join us!
/bump for my fellow Machinists 
Join us today, you know you want to!
Join this Kick *CENSORED* Legendary Machinist Faction Of Syntax!
TGS we hate Love!!! everyone!
Join us, 'cos we have 20 pages in this thread!
We are on the grow join this faction from beta which is still going strong!
Zion's messed up, and the Machines are reacting badly. Join the faction that wants to put it all right! (Without killing anyone.)
The Glitch Society - The alternative to senseless violence
The Glitch Society - The alternative to senseless violence
Procurator wrote:
Zion's messed up, and the Machines are reacting badly. Join the faction that wants to put it all right! (Without killing anyone.)And the main source of senseless madness
The Glitch Society - The alternative to senseless violence
Since everyone is spamming there faction. I will decide to post right now!
Nooooo! Let us not sink to their level. We have a reputation to think of!
Join us.
There, I said it. Now my post is on-topic.
Join us.
There, I said it. Now my post is on-topic.
On topic?
So discussing the different types of frogs there are is not on topic?
Oh well..
JOIN TGS!
So discussing the different types of frogs there are is not on topic?
Oh well..
JOIN TGS!
TGS is a very good faction, friendly and fun members to be with, i reccomened them to any RP/PVP Machineists anyday!
TGS FTMFW!
Are you looking for a machinist faction that has that personal or human touch to it? A solid group that has been around for quite a long time and is well known to many on this instance? Or.. perhaps you're looking for a group that just loves to have tons of fun on the machinist side of the conflict?
Then join The Glitch Society today. We care about each and every one of our members and treat them like we treat our family, because they are all family to us. The Glitch Society has been around since beta and are well known to quite a few red pills withing the Syntax instance of the matrix as decent role players and over all pleasant people. As for the fun part, you will never see a faction that loves to party as much as we do, almost every member loves to wind down and relax at a club when we are not working with the machines to make the simulation better for everyone.
The Glitch Society, we're not agents, we care.
Then join The Glitch Society today. We care about each and every one of our members and treat them like we treat our family, because they are all family to us. The Glitch Society has been around since beta and are well known to quite a few red pills withing the Syntax instance of the matrix as decent role players and over all pleasant people. As for the fun part, you will never see a faction that loves to party as much as we do, almost every member loves to wind down and relax at a club when we are not working with the machines to make the simulation better for everyone.
The Glitch Society, we're not agents, we care.
Skunkgirl wrote:
The Glitch Society, we're not agents, we care.You been listening to my radio promo?
Sent in my application, just waiting to meet up with a member for an interview.
TGS ~ We warm up your bread.
The Glitch Society: Showing the Pimp hand to glitches that get out of line!
Procurator wrote:
QFT!We understand it can be difficult for a new Redpill to get used to his or her surroundings. Having been freed from the Matrix only to be forced back into it to go on missions can be a gruelling experience - especially when those missions are for Zion.
You know that Neo brokered the Truce between Machines and the humans of Zion, but did you also know that Zion are endangering that Truce already? They won't tell you because they know you might object to it, but Commander Lock is already rebuilding the armies of Zion to rise up against the Machines and try to claim the Earth for 'humanity'.
You're smarter than that. You know that the only way to reach for that brighter future is to work together, work with the Machines to bridge the gap between our two civilisations. Will you doom humanity to an ill-fated second battle against a superior enemy, or will you choose to take the guaranteed road to co-operation and success?
The Glitch Society is a faction dedicated to working with the Machines to bring about that glorious future. The Matrix is unstable after the events before the Truce, and what better way to prove humanity's worth to the Machines as more than batteries than to help them improve the Matrix? Prove yourself, show them that you're not an idle human willing to follow the sheep-like Zion flock. Join us!
Check out our member benefits and apply today at http://www.glitchsociety.com/join/.
The Glitch Society - improving the Matrix one glitch at a time.
The Glitch Society. We glitch the system and they do what they do to fix it. I guess they do a good job at what they do.
Join TGS today and Tiango will PL you to 50!