stormbreaker?

so i was sitting around, watching t.v and this adevert comes on advertising "stormbreaker" it is based on the book of the same name, now from what i see they are going to completely rip the books balls off and hang them on a banner whilst pouring salt into the scrotem wound.

:smileyindifferent:

i have the fear that it will be another big dissapointment in terms of film adaption, its going to have him jumping from vehicle to vehicle doing slow mo kung fu flipping crappy gadgets everywhere too

please no.......

no.......

please?

anyone have a better opinion/theory?