I can't BELIEVE it.. It's a miracle

I am getting a Cell Phone ROFL

Where I work they offered me a good plan I can't refuse!

Plus I get this nifty cool phone free

My Plan is 45 dollars a month for 1000 minutes and unlimited in calling from Verizon people, unlimited nights and weekends etc.

JOY!

PS..Yes I'm serious I dont have a phone!