Those kids and their "Massively Multiplayer Role Playing Games."
Back when I was young, we used to do things instead of pretending to do them.
I would walk 8 miles in the snow to fight someone. Nowaways, kids just press a few buttons and they get to use their "interlocks" and martial arts. And when I was young, after I beat someone I could make fun of them and tea-bag them. Nowadays, kids have to deal with CCRs, among other problems like drugs. Plus, there's no tea-bagging! How can you have a good fight without the tea-bagging?
I guess there's just some things that I won't understand, but I urge you kids to shut down the internets and go pick a fight near a hardline like "the Greatest Generation" did when we were young. It builds character.
