My death!

When i was killed i went to neos cave, there he taught me kung fu for 2
weeks and i was able to take on all the machines and fight to the
centre pc where i reinserted myself into the matrix. i totly pwnt thm
down aROFLOL



i also saw morpheus and trinity we had tea and crumpets



smith was there though, and he broke morpheus's fav mug and called him a big girls blowse so they are having a 100 year fight



...and then there were monkies which make noises that sounded like ALOLOLOLOLOL



...and the matrix i really got inserted to was a city made of candy!! and monkies like candy, so they ATE EVERYTHING



So i rode on the back of Tom my pet monkey and we escaped the security
systems back to neo's cave where we comindered the Novalis II and
reinserted ourselves using their jack ins back into the matrix



and olink is actually my pet tom! : ) )

((whoa, this is the best story I've read so far! /thumbsup keep going!))

I'm so not your monkey Tom!

Keep em' coming Globin! :smileyvery-happy:



TGS

today i was totally at mara nw fightin some cheese ninjas wich came to
steal my pet tom and we were totaly using out kung fu on tem and den
dere was this giant monster which appeared from the monument which had
lazer eyes and was going NEEEOOOOOOW



here's a screeshot 4 u to understand the intencity (sp?)











o e oo aa aa ting tang wallawalla BING BANG

((hmmm I'm so glad you took up RPing!))

Oh noes, what have I done...

mee and tom joined  ac rew toniht we are a pirate crew
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and hav special hats wich giv us magical laza
guns  to fihjt badies with all day lonfg



then a magical meatball monster flew in2 the sky onle wearing shoes nd
started throwin meatgballs at us he obviously haxed cuz he cud fly so i
used my laza guns to shoot at his big eyes enad tom thru banananas at
his eyes untill they fell of his hed and died and then we won and we
were happy and weee i am a pirate





quik screenshot to shuo u the hax meatball monster hd wich i CCCR him 4

pictur of tom :womanmad:

((Just...: rofl))

Oh man this all started because of me, didn't it, oh man this hurts because it's so funny.

This started cause someone said in RP i was dead, and Gookin asked me
in faction how I was explaining my death. But in actual fact i wasnt
dead, i was in neos cave.

Message Edited by Globin on 12-29-2005 05:13 PM

my pictures > than jerry jacksons anywho :p

we wes pleyer fightin in mara c like swooosh nd zihons wer bein
carebearsw  cryin to their mums dat dere zehrg hd been sent2 bed
ealre nd not flaghing thenCABOOOOM nd out of no wher this big blue sea
god i don lik greek gods tho IAM PIRATE apeerd nd we was lik he wantd
to kil us al so we ws al lick naw and ther was    snow
and a telephone booth and a light nd we was all like starwars nd
shootin lazars at hehr but then woooosh her eyes shot out lazah
visionssss we spammed CCR CCR LOLOLOL nd then cld him a shim  n
stugh



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he got caPWNT in tha whit rooomLOLOLOLrawfl MACHIENES ARE DA BEST CUZ
THEY GET GLASSES MERVS GET PIES BUHT ZIHON GETS NUFIN CUZ THEU SUXXXX

hi iam a pirot  mi dad sed tht i cud be anythin in tha wrld i f i
put my mind2 it so i wantd 2 b a pirot in tha mtrax cuz den i cn fly nd
a flyin pirate wud be crazi this is wat a pirot looks like so if u se
sum1 lik dis u u beta giv him ur booty c tht blod on his sword tht
means his killd sum1 kk



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i also wantd 2 b  a jedoi but dey ar gey cuz thy arnt alowd 2hav
sex  SWOOOOSHHHHH i fink olinks a jedoi cuz hes preti gey he wears
his sistas pink boooties but pirot boooties ar alot smalla wich meens i
wont get thm stuk in a  door





i fink  tht the mtrx is coool becuz u can break the rools wich
meens u dont gt punised cuz dey sed inv fihlm tht u cud so dat wel
harsh if thy punish u tht meens dey lied  WOAH I NO KUNG FUU







my hiro is mr hamburga man cuz he has a giant hamburga wich he can lift
wich makes him soopa stronger than  a alian like e t  i fink
he wud mack a gd pirate cuz he cn coook muy mum ses that cooking is
good becuz it is cheep  nd pirates dnt hav alot of moni thyn hav
lots o f  booti





i lik to pleyer fiht cuz thts lik wat pirots do in veir boates with canons and swords

So, uh... in case you were wondering why Globin doesn't RP...



This is it.



(Hilarious, though. )

hi mi favourit foood is piza i lik it alot cuz it has cheeze wich is
yello like the sun but mebe piza doesnt taste lik piza cuz dis is da
mtrixRawfl mebe it tast lik SPAGETTTI wich is gd cuz i lik spagetti cuz
it is fin lik a pencil  mawr thn piza   pirots lik
spagetti nd piza aswel : ) )  vey hav spagetti on piza








mi frend espi likes 2 play wiv barbbies i fink barbbies GEY cuz its a
rip of aktion MANZ wikc is totly WICKED ND MEBE THE MEATBALL MONSTA
SHUD BIT BERBIES HEDS OFf   i likd v aktion man wich cud fli
cuz dats a bit lik the mtraxRawfl







MRHAMBURGAMANSGUNABITEALURBALLZOFF RAWWFL









I gots a repli 2 mi cccr vey r looking for the   magic meatball monster

Message Edited by Globin on 12-29-2005 08:14 PM

(( Go Globin, it's your birthday. We're gonna party like you're pissed out of your head which you so obviously are ))

Have you, by any chance, heard of Jerry Jackson?

(TURN YOUR SPEAKERS DOWN FIRST)
http://www.fat-pie.com/jerryjackson.htm

The similarities are disturbing.

((This deserves a sticky))

((btw, You deeply remind me of myself when I'm running around Mara C wearing a pink suit spamming with my macros and using desperate speed))

((I think we should collab on a deep MxO novel, that will top the FA's roleplaying abilities!))

Message Edited by Transmissioner on 12-29-2005 08:13 PM

ya neway im sykin not skin hi2u no butseks plz aywayz i wuz wth globin and say agent gey ans he wuz likw







anmd we went ohh noess SHT!! andf we had 2 ran awy but then globin usef
his frce meilteepalers trees an fogt him and i waz liik oh noooesss man
urcrazee plz



but we got awy and globin siad ok letz be priates and i say yas and i
wetn 2 r abrebits hous e  place an i ask yo rarebot gemme an
eyepatch adn he sayd yas ok lololol nad i got an eyepatch with max kung
foo gradmater dfelaction an thne globn got a p eg leg llolollo he
coludn't walkz so i wus lkie omgg lgobin u lose he got movmeat debuffz
lollololooololoeerr!!!1 but he goe no you nub im a priate ad then agent
gray come bak and he goe







sooo we ccr ccr crr/// loloololl tat nub we hax him and lwned him wit
ohuwerr kong foo\~~~ so gray was nubb adn we lmao so lol 2 tht so
newayz we gotss 3 c teh oracle adn globin can tell wha happen next i
sleppy adn cokies r gettig stale kthx

wowz0r u shud lik join mi pirot crue nd we cn rool evry1 wiv our uber
items (wtfBBQZ PEG LEGZ R COOOL CUZ PIROTS WEAR DEM SO *CENSORED* U LIL
NEWBORT)



ps. PWNT:

v orcle wes lik hey u u so sexeh i ws lik WAT u2 old so i pimp
slapdlolol her strah8 cros da face sche hd no clew sykin was dere lik shiat u jus layd
her out in1raWFl so we dubl timd n robd her blind lik tru pirots 








OMGMRHAMBURGAMANGUNAGETU



then CABOOOOSH streiht thru da wal flew  PANDA dm he ws meenin seris
busines so i went pirot n his as WAPOOSH n made him cry lik sisee "wAH
IM ZION WHER DA ZERG" DEN HE CCR ME WTFLOLOL soh me sykin lmaod  wnt 2
met gray@his crib 2 tel hw much ov careber tha oracl ws he sd sum shiate ni
ws lik dat it? WHER DA BOOTIE 



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eh was hvin nufin of dat sheete



OMGMRHAMBURGAMANNOOPLEASENOOOOOOO



so den i burnt up2 merah C 2met espi wher ther ws serius crp bein leyed
dwn by boohoo DAH JIANT NANANA n hs pet parort so i tk  PEG LEG TO
DA PAROT CABOOOOSH brainz streiht ot its hed tom ete BOOHOO den i
ninj4looted dat sheete from espi CCR CCR LAWFFFFLLLLL gg gf



OMGMRHAMBURGAMAN

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atlest dey lewking out4 DA MEATBALLMONSTA in tha 'PLANET SIDE SOCIETY'

Message Edited by Globin on 12-29-2005 10:08 PM

HI!!!! I LIEK CATS THEY R RILLY COL CAUS3 TH3Y R AL FURY LIEK A FURBY
BT THY LOK RILLY STOOPID B/C TH3Y HAEV 4 L3GS Rawfl 1 MORE DAN A FAWRK



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Like most other things,

I'm too lazy to register.

But you can add my Msn at:

[email protected]

I'm currently at my mother's house, which has no photoshop or anything -- but we won't be needing it.

I WAS WLKNG ALONG MARA CANTRAL WIT MAH FACTION WHEN SOME GANKERS WEARNG NOTHNG BUT A R3D BANDANA ATAKAD M31!11! *CENSORED* LOL I TH3N FAL THROUGH A LOP HOLE IN2 A BLAK HOLE AND THEY DEV FEILDED M3 2 DEATH1!!11 OMG LOL CHEAP SHOTARS!1!111 OMG *CENSORED*

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(( Dude, keep it up, this is great



And remember, if you want a blog or some webspace or something to turn this into a proper thing, just ask ))

LMFAO!!!!!!

wow.. just... wow!!!

Keep it up!

hi  2day@merahC i ws pleyer fihtinrawflPWNT  i wz da bestest
cuz i hve a PEGGYLEGGY   nd den disLAWFL FLYHING SAOUCA fleew at
us lik NEOWWWWWWWW nd it anbductrd mi







i cnt remememba afta butt ( butt
) i wok up in n alee wehre dere wZ dis PINC  i don lik pinc cuz
aktion man neeva ware it   DRAGONRAWFL  it spock2 mi
lick a CAT TLKS2 ME (I LIK CATZ :smileyvery-happy: )  it stol my fawrks frm me  i
lik fawrks cuz they hav 3 prongs   gongs   nd nifez onle have 1 cuz dey GEYLMAO

adnd THEN o hi it me sykin nto skin thx WE LIK GOTY TELLEYEBOORRROTED 2
MARA ROFF omg pinc ad nred hax wear evreiewheer amd lkie ageants!!!11!!
AGEANTS WEER DERE



lik NYEOOOOOOWWWW AD MATIRIKS REELOODAD!



omgomgomgomg



abd spolited malware he lkie ran lik a PSSIE butt (loololooll butt) ew
lek fouht lik men adn last sameerei!!1~ sooo me adn globin hadd priote
loodouet trees and wuz eyepatch on me adn he gotz peg leg adn
lolololoooloolol okok so we lkie fougt teh AGEANTS butt (LAWL!!~!@~
LOLOLLLOLOLOLLOLOL) butt omgomg 2 wood com bak and lik so 2 plus 1 butt
newayz dere weer touns of dem



heer i ccrd ccrd ccrd an just look:



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and tere waz MEGA DOOD afer i ccrd com to help uz wit hes supar saiyn poowars!~!1`2`2 omg!!!! so tht was our meating wit LET

cheatz you used photoshop lol jk

i lick 2 wetchda powarangorz cuz dey hav GUNZZ N MSKZ i fink thyr ttru
hieros cuz dey cn morf togeva in2 lickLMAO 1 BIG BADDIEi fikn dt dey
wud mke gd pirots cuz dey cn kil lsot of MONZSTAs n dre LAWTS OV
MONZSTAS IN DA C (whear pirots lihv) da GRHREN
PR(powarangor)RAWFLmeow  (i liek katz )







 is da b estast powarangor caz GRHENE Iz da colohre of gracc wick
katz eat2 live  so wivout da grhren powerangor dere;d be no katz4
mee2 strocke   grhene is mi THAVURIT COLA    LIK DA
COOD IN DA MTRAX WICH MKES A NOIZE LICK UMMMMMMMM vis is a SKREANCHOT
OV A PR IG (INGAHME :smileyvery-happy: )









neeeeeeeeeeeeNORRR

NOOOO!!! Not the power rangers!! THeyzmA faverit!

Oh my. Thank God I've reached the end of the thread; I was keeping the family awake with my laughter!

By reading this thread, I just lost severial IQ points that I'll never get back :/

Sykin......what have you done :smileyindifferent:. You have cretated a biger monster then then hion! :smileytongue: jk hehe

Uh oh, they're onto you!

OOC:



What the hell how is this seen as different from RP? All of this has
happened in MxO, and what hasn't I am making up just like any other
Role-playing piece I am assuming a character and blogging it here.
Can't you see others RP with me? I demand this is returned to Syntax RP
boards before it disrupts my story!





PS. Atleast have the curtosy to say why it is differs from other kinds of RP and how
it deserves a move to the off-topic section, but blatently holds a
correlation with MxO via Pirates and power rangers which I rollplay in
game.



I am sorry but the majority of this thread IS about my character, eg.
the initial post, and all the bits and bobs are a description of what
my character likes to do and his personality. This is identical to the
purpose and contents of ANY other RP topic and I fail to understand
WHY, maybe because of my drawings, It is deemed off topic to the RP
section of the boards and stereotyped due to the artistic MANNER I
express my character's feelings and story through!



Return. My. Thread. At. Once



(now no one knows where my character's description is and will
disrespect me as an RPer because my RP hasn't been seen as fit to be
with everyone else stories thus isolating me from the RP community and
numbing my game experience)

Message Edited by Globin on 12-30-2005 09:55 PM