Patch 7.938
Sister Margaret has been fired for soliciting, and will be replaced by Rev. Feelgood
The Mara Central hardline now comes equipped with Hacker Bases, from which they can attack freely but cannot be attacked themselves.
The timer for Stun 1.0 is now the equivalent of your total playing duration multiplied by the number of times you have harrassed us with pointless petitions.
New Mission content focuses around beating the Downtown Lag - longest response to input time wins the whole game and unlocks Neo and Agent Smith as playable characters.
All non-beta players have now been granted Hyperjump Beta.
You will now actually lose your connection if you jump into that area.
The story progresses with Cinematic Chapter 4.2: The Oracle Has A Nice Cup Of Tea And A Jam Scone
We will henchforth deny any knowledge of the existence of Neurophyte and the continuity errors caused by the server merge, instead replacing her with everyones favourite rogue alien, Mork From Ork, who's mischeivious adventures will be guaranteed to deliver hillarity time and time again.
All Nightclubs have been changed to Cantina's.
We have taken the first steps to implement a new and dynamic feature in which Exile raids will be coupled with our usual contact mission format, climaxing with endless NPC spawn waves, with the hope that this will mask us being too drunk on this huge party we had last weekend to put together anything half decent. But seriously guys, it was a great party, man I was so wasted...
To combat our current lack of content, we have now increased the level cap to 762.
The next patch will be due in exactly 37 months and 2 days, which should give you enough time to grind to the level cap again, and will hopefully stop you bitching on the forums. Good Luck Losers!
