Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

#11300000009 08/16/2005 05:57:58 Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Here goes: the 4th iteration

v1.0 - Beta

v2.0 - WB Forums

v3.0 - SOE Forums (v1.0)

v4.0 - SOE Forums (v2.0)

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Megacity 2017

(Apologies to Billy Joel)

Seen the lights go out on Park East

I saw MegaCity laid low

And life went on back on the hovercraft

We all ate Tastee Wheat

It seems so long ago

They held a concert out in Mannsdale

To watch the island bridges blow

They turned our power down

And drove us underground

But we went right on with the show

I've seen the lights go out on Park East

I saw the ruins at my feet

You know we almost didn't notice it

We'd seen it all the time, on every Richland street

They burned down Succubus in Stamos

Like the very pits of hell

The flames were ev'rywhere

But no one really cared

It always burned up there before

I've seen the lights go out on Park East

I watched the mighty skyline fall

The boats were waiting down at Bathary

The union went on strike

They never sailed at all

They sent a hover' out to Mara

And picked some Coders up for free

They said Kowloon could stay

And blew Magog away

And then sank Chelsea out at sea

You know those lights were bright on Park East

That was so many years ago

Before we all lived here in Sobra Shores

Before Exiles went and took over Kedemoth

There are not many who remember

They say a handful still survive

To tell the world about

The way the lights went out

And keep the memory alive...

#11300000011 08/16/2005 07:18:08 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

lol! cracking!

#11300000013 08/16/2005 09:31:36 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Ahh hell, I gotta find my Midian Park song.

#11300000014 08/16/2005 10:56:23 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Fortuantely, I have all the old songs in text files. I'll post 1 a day so I don't get accused of spamming... SMILEY

#11300000016 08/16/2005 16:42:26 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

nice i want to see the rest

#11300000021 08/16/2005 22:06:08 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Mega-City by SpaceHog
(original title: Mungo City)

Welcome to this empty ministry of plenty
As I'm sure you know
We're clearly on display here
To remind you should you stray from here
Or decide to roam

Dossers dream of gossamer
And kissing with tongues
Well, they're falling in love with anyone
Races from all places though all under one sun,
well it sure was no fun
So I woke up and ran, ran, ran from Mega-City

Mega-City - Where you been?
You make us grey when skies are green
Mega-City, in my mind
Keeps a watchful eye on you and I

Don't think you're even thinking
Even though you're thinking: keep it underground
They're sending out distress codes
And playing with your mind though
You won't hear a sound

Nazis in their Japanese cars from Japan
Well, they're falling in love if only they can
I'm telling you the tribesman wouldn't stand for this, man
Well, it sure was no scam
So I woke up and ran, ran, ran from Mega-City

Mega-City - Where you been?
You make us grey when skies are green
Mega-City, in my mind
Keeps a watchful eye on you tonight

~ CheshireCat

#11300000022 08/16/2005 22:33:12 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

alright, gonna take a shot at this (apologies to the beatles for ripping off lucy and her diamonds)

Picture yourself on a boat, on a river, with skyscraper buildings, and black rainy skys

Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, the agents with red flashing eyes

Constructed worlds of code and machine, towering over your head, look for the programs with code in their eyes and they're gone.

Neo in the skyyyyyyy, he's flyin', Neo in the skyyyyyyyyy, he's flyin', Neo in the skyyyyyy, he's flyin', aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Machines and Zion, Meros there too, making a scene, pvp all the while,

Redpills and Bluepills, living together, the architect watches and smiles,

Hyper-speed leads to hardlines of code, waiting to take you awaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy, look for the oracle, future inside and she's gone.

Neo in the skkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyy he's flyin', Neo in the skkyyyyyyyyyyyy, he's flyin', Neo in the skyyyyyyyyyyyyy, he's flyin, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

oh well though i'd give it a shot, once again i apologize to the Beatles

#11300000025 08/17/2005 06:31:33 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Awesome additions!

I have to go find Mungo City now since I am unfamiliar with the
song. The words are great even without knowing the tune.
And ripping the Beatles is always fun...

#11300000026 08/17/2005 06:34:35 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Zion, Down Under

Apologies to Men At Work

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Traveling in a fried-out hover

On a bluepill's trail, we dove for cover

I met a strange Agent, he made me nervous

He took me in and gave me code bits

And he said,

Do you come from Zion, down under?

Where redpills go and redpills plunder?

Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover.

Buying code from a man in Mara

He was hawking frags and dressed in Roca

I said, do you have any Objects?

He just smiled and gave me a Merv Cake sandwich

And he said,

I come from Zion, down under

Where data flows and spies plunder

Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover.

Dancing in a club in Chelsea

With a slack jaw, and not much to say

I said to the Agent, are you trying to tempt me

Because I come from the land of parties?

And he said,

Oh! do you come from Zion, down under? (oh yeah yeah)

Where redpills go and redpills plunder?

Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover.

#11300000034 08/17/2005 21:09:05 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

WeaselGrrl, do you have my old song "Midian Park, parody of MacArthur Park" in your text file? If so, can you post it?

#11300000047 08/18/2005 03:57:57 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Hiya

Saw the songs and couldn't resist having a go.

It's a bit rubbish cos it's the first darft.

When I Come Around

(Apologies to Billy Joe)

I heard you crying loud

All the way across town

You've been searching for that someone

And it's Morpheus but how?

As you sit around typing and straining your eyes.

I know your looking for

The one to set you free

He’s just roaming for the moment

Wandering along the streets at night don’t look up

There’s danger just do as I say

No time to search the world around

'Cause you know where he’ll be found:

When he comes around

I heard it all before

I knocked at the Oracle’s door

She said: Your cute, you got potential

But I’m afraid your not the one

But little did he know that Morpheus was right

So now that your awake

And you’ve turned out to be a fake

You may find out that your self-doubt

Means in fact you are the one

You’ve got special powers so

Now it’s up to you!

No time to search the world around

'Cause you know where I'll be found

When I come around

#11300000049 08/18/2005 07:01:31 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Nice one Hiliter!

RogueA, I'll check my archives at home. Will see what I can find...

#11300000050 08/18/2005 07:02:25 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

"Coding by Myself"

Apologies to Billy Idol

Thanks to [CotC] Raula

On the streets of Bath'ry Row

Or down in Stamos town to go, go

With my hardline selection

And my sunglass reflection

I am coding by myself

When there's no-one else in sight

In the crowded lonely night

Well I wait so long

For some isolation

And I'm coding by myself

Oh coding by myself

Oh coding by myself

Well there's nothing to lose

And there's nothing to prove

I'll be coding by myself

If I looked through all of the hardlines

And there is no enemy sign

The PvP eyes

Seem to pass me by

Leave me coding by myself

So let's code another skill

'Cause it'll give me time to chill

If I had the will

I'd code the world some pills

And I'll be coding by myself

Oh coding by myself

Oh coding by myself

Well there's nothing to lose

And there's nothing to prove

I'll be coding by myself

#11300000053 08/18/2005 13:15:13 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Rogue! I found it in the Archives SMILEY

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RogueA's parody on MacArthur Park

Apologies to Richard Harris (And Donna Summer, If I Recall)

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We will not approve of this infliction

'Cause getting burned to death

Really makes me kind of mad

Behind deciving pages of news press

Saving grace pursued

Before crushing into cans

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CHORUS

Midian Park is eerie in the dark

All the PvP was going wild

The Agents turned jackout off and it rained

They didn't know that we could take it

Many of us couldn't make it

And they'll never get to jack back in again

Oh, no!

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I recall the streams of the red code

Falling like the rain

On everything 'round 'thee

You gun, your tender baby in your hand

And Morpheus getting assaulted... by a bee

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CHORUS

Midian Park is eerie in the dark

All the PvP was going wild

The Agents turned jackout off and it rained

They didn't know that we could take it

Many of us couldn't make it

And they'll never get to jack back in again

Oh, no!

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There will be another chance for me

For I will buy it

There will be another life for me

Someone will burn it

I will laugh at the death storm

And never let me catch you looking at the eyes

And after all the bits of strife

After all the bits of strife

He'll still be the One.

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I will take the life I have given me and use it

I will gain reputation in their eyes and I will lose it

I will never again be caught on fire

As he in passion flies like rivers through the sky

And after all the bits of strife

After all the bits of strife

We'll be think of you

And wondering why?

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CHORUS

Midian Park is eerie in the dark

All the PvP was going wild

The Agents turned jackout off and it rained

They didn't know that we could take it

Many of us couldn't make it

And they'll never get to jack back in again

Oh, no!

Oh, No

No, No

Oh, NO!!!

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#11300000054 08/18/2005 13:16:03 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

w00t, sweet. I'm glad you archived it!

#11300000062 08/19/2005 04:27:48 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

(Yes, I like '80's music. Why do you ask? SMILEY

)

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"99 Red Code Frags"

Apologies to Nena

You and I at a little gun shop

buy a bunch of pistols with the $Info we've got

Decomp them at the break of dawn

'Til one by one, they were gone

The analyzers at the hardline

Flash the message, "You ain't got one"

Floating in the darkened sky

99 red code frags go by.

99 red code frags, floating in the darkened sky

Panic bells, it's red alert

There're sometimes frags on Exile shells

Operative skills spring to view

Loading up all our Kung Fu

I throw a glance o_ver at you

As 99 red code frags go through.

99 3-chevron mobs, 99 ex-Exile blobs

To worry, worry, super-scurry

Call the red pills out in a hurry

This is what we've waited for

This is it boys, this is war

The operator's on the line

As 99 red code frags go by.

99 mobs I have slagged

In every one, a red code frag

It's all over and I'm standin' pretty

In the dust of Megacity

If I could find a souvenier

Just to prove the code was here.

And here it is, a red code frag

I think of you and start to code....

#11300000105 08/23/2005 06:19:04 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

A new one, to break up the summer repeats. SMILEY

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Born To Code

(Apologies to Bruce Springsteen)

In the day we sweat it out on the streets made of runaway data streams

At night we stride through Mansen Park Exiles while fighting the Machines

Sprung from hovers into Camon Heights,

Chrome-wheeled, fuel-injected and jumping out over the lights

Baby, this town rips the bones from your back

It’s a death trap, it’s a suicide rap

We gotta get out before we're old

RedPills like us, baby we were born to Code....

Trin, let me in, I wanna be your friend

I want to decompile your visions

Upload your frags at the hardline booth

And I'll fire up my code engine

Together we could decompile

We’ll code till we drop, baby we’ll never go back

Will you Tap with me out on the wire

`cause baby I’m just a Spy and Data Miner

But I gotta find out how it feels

I want us to compile, girl, I want to know what's code and what's real

Beyond the hardlines, hover-powered drones scream down the boulevard

The girls code their clothes and sunglass mirrors

And the boys try to look so hard

And Tabor Park rises bold and stark

Kids are huddled by the 'Cube in a mist

I wanna die with you Trin on the streets tonight

In an everlasting kiss

The hardline's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive

Everybody’s reconstructing tonight but there’s no place left to hide

Together Trin, we will live with the sadness

I’ll love you with all the madness in my code

Ohhhhhhhhh

Someday girl I don’t know when, we’re gonna get to that place

Where we really want to go and we’ll walk in the sun

'Till then, RedPills like us, baby we were born to code....

#11300000106 08/23/2005 08:45:50 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Smashing song!!!

#11300000186 08/24/2005 06:23:53 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Node Goggles At Night

Apologies to Corey Hart

Thanks to [CotC] PsyCh0tiK

I wear my node goggles at night

so I can

so I can

Watch the streams then tap your data lines.

And I wear my node goggles at night

so I can

so I can

Keep track of code streams in my eyes.

With, Agents tracking me

It cuts my security.

Have they got control of me? - I turn to them and say

. . .

Don't sneak attack the data spy

oh no.

Don't PvP with the data spy

oh no

I can't believe it!

You got it made with the data spy

oh no.

And I wear my node goggles at night

so I can

so i can

Forget my name while bluepills dream their dreams

And I wear my node goggles at night

so I can.

so I can.

See the code that's right before my eyes.

With Mervs deceiving me

And Machine 'Security'

No one's got control of me

I turn to them and say

. . .

Don't sneak attack the data spy

oh no.

Don't PvP with the data spy

oh no

I can't believe it!

You got it made with the data spy

oh no.

#11300000198 08/25/2005 08:12:37 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Secret Agent Man

Apologies to Johnny Rivers

Inspired by the number Agents at the end of Beta

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There are machines who live a life of danger

To everyone they meet, they stay a stranger

With every move they make

Another 'Zion' shakes

Odds are they won't live to see tomorrow

Secret agent man, secret agent man

They've given you a number

And taken away your name

Beware of pretty RSIs you find

A pretty face can hide an evil mind

Don't let the wrong word slip

While kissing 'female' lips

The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

-= Chorus =-

Walking the Uriah Piers one day

Lying in a Stamos alley next day

Be careful where you stay

Or Agents come your way

Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

-= Chorus =-

Chasing down an Exile up in Dannah

Or staking out a hardline down in Mara

The duelists there don't care

About your sunglassed stare

Odds are they won't live to see tomorrow

#11300000201 08/26/2005 05:42:27 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Inspired by getting Disco'ed many times last night.

(Disco'ed = Disconnected)

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Stayin' Online

(Apologies to the Bee Gees)

Well, you can tell by the way I don't chat back,

I'm a coding man, no time to hack.

Music's loud and hardline's warm.

I've been stuck in pods since I was born.

And now it's all right, it's O.K.

And you can P.V.P. all day.

We can try to understand

The Matrix effect upon a man.

Whether you're a hacker

Or whether you're a coder,

You're stayin' online, stayin' online.

Megacity's breakin'

And Tabor Park is shakin'

And we're stayin' online, stayin' online.

Ah, ha, ha, ha,

stayin' online.

stayin' online.

Ah, ha, ha, ha,

stayin' online.

Well now, I get code and I get bits

And if I can't get either I throw a fit

Got streams of data in my shoes

I'm a codin' man and I just can't lose.

You know it's all right, it's O.K.

I'll live to code another day.

We can try to understand

The Matrix effect upon a man.

Whether you're a hacker

Or whether you're a coder,

You're stayin' online, stayin' online.

Megacity's breakin'

And Tabor Park is shakin'

And we're stayin' online, stayin' online.

Ah, ha, ha, ha,

stayin' online.

stayin' online.

Ah, ha, ha, ha,

stayin' online.

Agents are out there.

Somebody help me.

Somebody help me, yeah.

Agents are out there.

Somebody help me, yeah.

Stayin' Online....

#11300000202 08/26/2005 12:33:05 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Some great stuff here... I would like to contribute not with a well
known song but, rather, a song from another video game... Silent Hill
4. While I found the game lacking, the music was still great as it is
with all Silent Hill games. Anyways, the song is named 'Cradel of
Forest'... Apologies to Akira Yamaoka.

Cradel of Mara

There deep,

Deep at the Mara site

I am A.F.K.

They fight

Interlocked hand to hand

Just like M.A.'s like to do

Their spies

What are they sneaking for

Troll's Hide on everyone

Their Stun

Starting to hit some noobs

Without any Viral D

Spam

Spam until they die

Duelists appear

Right before my eyes

Spies

Bulldog all the time

Hard to evade

Devastation Fields

Now

See the n00bs begging

Sakura bands

Can I get an operative sub

Mission with me until I'm level 5

Listening to Awakened Radio

Left your flag up accidently

You'll get owned by many zergs who like to gank

Again

See how I'm A.F.K.

Dance naked around me

Their toons

Look at them jerk around

They could be grinding to 50

Spam

Spam until they die

Duelists appear

Right before my eyes

Spies

Bulldog all the time

Hard to evade

Devastation Fields

Now

See the n00bs begging

Sakura bands

Can I get an operative sub

Mission with me until I'm level 5

Listening to Awakened Radio

Left your flag up accidently

You'll get owned by many zergs who like to gank

Now

See the n00bs begging

Sakura bands

Can I get an operative sub

Mission with me until I'm level 5

Listening to Awakened Radio

Left your flag up accidently

You'll get owned by many zergs who like to gank

Now

See the n00bs begging

Sakura bands

Can I get an operative sub

Mission with me until I'm level 5

Listening to Awakened Radio

Left your flag up accidently

You'll get owned by many zergs who like to gank

#11300000203 08/26/2005 13:09:50 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Nice. Even if I am not familiar with the songs, these lyrics make good reading.

Maybe I should start a Matrix Haiku thread....

Hrmmmmm.... SMILEY

#11300000209 08/26/2005 14:22:42 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

*claps* Bravo Weasel! Stayin' online, stayin' online...even when you crash! :smileytongue:

#11300000257 08/30/2005 13:15:44 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Revenge

(With Apologies to The Go-Gos, Vacation)

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Can't seem to get far a-way from you

It seems like you have nothin' to do

Now I am away

I wish I'd stayed

Somewhere's a hard line that you...won't... be... at...

When you PVPed me, I should've run

But I thought it was all just for fun

I see I was wrong

And I'm not so strong

I should've known all along that Stuns... would... kill...

A hacker loadout?

Thought I'd forget?

Two weeks of stalking and I

Finally Sneak-Attacked you to death!

CHORUS

Revenge is

All I ever wanted

Revenge I

Had to get away

Revenge is

Best when served up cold

A hacker loadout?

Thought I'd forget?

Two weeks of stalking and I

Finally Sneak Attacked you to death!

CHORUS

#11300000275 09/01/2005 11:02:13 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Agents Just Want To Have Fun

(Apologies to Cyndi Lauper, Girls Just Want To Have Fun)

We roam streets, around midnight

You Redpills know you have to run for your lives

Oracle, dear, we're not the fortunate ones

And Agents, we want to have fun

Oh Agents, just want to have fun

The phone rings in the middle of the night

Your operator tells you "go and run for your life!"

Oh Tankie dear, you know I still have my gun

Agents, we want to have fun

We Agents, just want to have

That's all we really want

Some fun

When the working day is done

And Agents, they want to have fun

Oh Agents, just want to have fun

The Humans took a beautiful world

And hide it away under greasy cloud swirls

We want to be the ones all powered by sun

And Agents, we want to have fun

We Agents, just want to have

That's all we really want

Some fun

When the working day is done

Agents, they want to have fun

Oh Agents just want to have fun

They want to have fun,

They want to have fun....

#11300000291 09/02/2005 19:51:39 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

I kinda wrote a Matrix parody once... I posted it in the Vector forums.

It's really long, and I don't know if you'd count it as a song, due to a lack of chorus and spoken word style. I won't report it here, but I'll post a link to the forum thread.

Use Evade Combat - A Parody of "Wear Sunscreen"

http://mxoboards.station.sony.com/matrix/board/message?board.id=vectorgeneral&message.id=2504

#11300000296 09/03/2005 11:49:22 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

I'm back again and again another first draft

Killing the Programme

(Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park)

Agent consume
Tearing apart my soul
He’s picking me apart again
You all assume
That I have escaped doom
[Unless I risk my neck again]

I don't want to be the One
I think I never choose
'Cause inside I realize
I'm the one being used

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why they have to scheme
I don't know how he saturates
Or why his face’s so mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm killing that programme
Tonight

I have no cure
Confused by all the doors
I try to catch my breath again
I hurt much more
Than anytime before
Witness resurrection again

I'll do you a deal
Please stop us getting killed!!!
I'll never fight again

And this is how it ends

Hope u enjoy and are inspired lol

#11300000299 09/03/2005 15:30:37 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Ok this is my first attempt but if youll listen to the
song it pretty much goes with the whole matrix theme without changing
much of anything.

Sung to the tune of Metallica's One

I can remember everything
I Can tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I feel this pain
This F%$^&&%^ machine is holding me

Now that the war is through with me
I'm waking up, and I can see
That theres not much left of me
Nothing is real but Zion now

Hyperjump as I aim for a hardline
Oh please Neo save me

Back in the Matrix it's much to real
Mob boss loot that I must steal
But can't hack this boss to reveal
The loot he hides inside of him

Slid through the tube that released me
Just like Neo I can see
Tied to machines that make me be
Cut this life off from me

Hyperjump as I aim for a hardline
Oh please Neo save me

Now the world is gone I'm the One
Oh Neo help me
Hold my breath as I fight till death
Oh please Neo help me

Machines imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in my pod
This pod my holding cell

Machines have taken my sight
Taken my wife
Taken my children
Taken my life
Taken my reason
Taken my soul
Left me with a life in hell

#11300001225 11/29/2005 09:16:09 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Happy Holidays, Redpills!

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Rudolph the Rednosed Redpill

Had some very shiny code

And if you ever saw it

You would even say it glowed

All of the other Redpills

Used to laugh and call him lame

They never let poor Rudolph

Join in their PVP Games

Then one day at Mara C

Walrus came to say

Rudolph with your code so bright

Won't you hack with me tonight?

Then all the Redpills loved him

As they shouted out with glee

Rudolph the Rednosed Redpill

You'll always be a big N00-B!

#11300001579 01/19/2006 12:07:43 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Parody of Mezmerize
Apologies to System of a Down.
Written in light of the recent CSR incident with the nodes.
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Why don't you ask the kids at Creston Heights square,
Were exploits the reason why they were there?
They just slammed us, kicked us, banned us,
Rose our fury and ALL CAPPED us.

And I'm just sitting with my goggles,
waiting for my...

She's running missions completely nowhere near,
Her ban came as swiftly as those who were there.
They just spammed us, kicked us, banned us,
Broke our trust and made us **bleep** them.

And I'm just sitting with my goggles,
waiting for my ban.

I'm just sitting with my goggles,
waiting for my ban.

------Musical Interlude-----

I'm just sitting with my goggles,
waiting for my ban.

I'm just sitting with my goggles,
waiting for my ban.

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#11300001580 01/19/2006 13:13:35 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

I take this moment to correct RogueA on System of a Down (which I don't get to do much). It's actually Hypnotize, not Mezmerize.

But nonetheless, a GREAT parody, and an apt statement on events.

#11300001582 01/19/2006 13:58:17 Re: Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Very nice!

#36300016208 08/04/2006 12:56:49 Re:Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Rise, my zombie thread... RISE!!!!

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Winter of 2K4
(Apologies to Bryan Adam's Summer of '69)
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I got my Beta trial code
Got it late in 2k4
Played it till my fingers bled
It was the winter of 2k4

Me and some folks world-wide
Had a faction, we tried real hard
Many quit, many went offline
I shoulda known we'd never get far

Oh when I look back now
The Beta seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days spent online

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got some code to do
Spent evenin's down at the hardlines
Tabor, and Stamos, too

Standin' round the booth at Mara
You told me Beta'd last forever
Oh and when we Data-Mined,
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days spent online

Back in the winter of 2k4

Man we were fighting lag
We had 'Fu and Coding
We needed more red frags
I guess nothin' can last forever - forever, no

And now the times are changin'
Radio Free Zion's come and gone
Sometimes when I jack my old loadouts
I hit the buttons and wonder what went wrong

Standin' round the booth at Mara
You told me Beta'd last forever
Oh and when we Data-Mined,
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days spent online

Back in the winter of 2k4

#36300121992 12/16/2006 15:57:01 Re:Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the Children are so delightful
So if you've nowhere to go
Join the Code
Join the Code
Join the Code.....

Necromancy, FTW....

#36300565594 06/08/2009 22:07:10 Re:Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

BUMP

Looks like I will have to come up with a few new songs or rehash some of the old ones for the End Of Days...

#36300565603 06/08/2009 22:50:38 Re:Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

RP Pains!
I sit at Tabor Park West all day
RP Pains!
It's the thing that MxO has raped
RP Pains!
LESIG attempts to keep us entertained
RP Pains!
But Vector likes to PvP all day
RP Pains!
I look around and wonder where it went
RP Pains!
No longer live so now they're Dead Events
RP Pains!
Makes the most use out of System Chat
RP Pains!
Slash "E" is what we do use for that
RP Pains!
Stories best told when they're not rehearsed
RP Pains!
But must be done by July 31st
RP Pains!
How do we end all the stories quick?
RP Pains!
And try to make the most sense out of it

RP Pains!
Say it publicly and you're insane
RP Pains!
Takes real guts to do it anyway
RP Pains!
Say it publicly and you're insane
RP Pains!
Takes real guts to do it anyway

RP Pains!
Someone dies and it's a mystery
RP Pains!
Complex lines like Algorithm B.
RP Pains!
The answers we seek are real hard to find
RP Pains!
So we leave the Ishtar II behind
RP Pains!
Tranta and Bloodlust begin to fight
RP Pains!
But then they might make love during the night
RP Pains!
Nothing I have said is making sense
RP Pains!
I'll RP until the Matrix ends.

*I move away from MxO to PvP