So I was a little disgruntled and decided to scribble up a brief parody of my experiences in MxO this week. I encourage you not to read on if you're easily offended, lack a sense of humour, or generally dislike me. I also make note to you that I hold nothing ill against any of you. Well, maybe one or two people but they'll likely be taking their Intarwebz lingo and WWII anti-German mentality back to where they came from on WoW. This post is all in jest and encourage you to take it as such.
Now before I get depressed with this whole disclaimer stuff and ruin your sense of humour...
Setting: The Club Nobody Owns
Austrian walks onto the dance floor to find a melange of other Redpills standing around. GreatWyrm has just brainwashed and kidnapped Linkslife from Austrian’s point-of-view. The crowd reacts in mixed ways.
Austrian: GreatWyrm! What is the meaning of this?! What have you done to Linkslife?
GreatWyrm: *chuckles* Ahh… Austrian. Fashionably late as always.
Linkslife: Yes, Austrian. You have failed once again.
Random Trust Member: I wis wndering. Is teh Trust teh onli rp facion on dis server?
Austrian: *opens mouth to say something nasty*
Triad: og walla na wioollos eh tharakl
Austrian: *hangs head in shame*
Random PN Member: You suck, Austrian! Hah aha! Suck… really hardcore. Suckity suck! Yeah, and you’re a punk too.
Austrian: What are you on about?
Random PN Member: I’m RPing lol
Random PN Member: I’m RPing lol
Austrian: Really?
Random PN Member: Yeah. I pwnzor at it. You see, it’s really easy. You just insult random people and pretend to be more powerful than them. *attention span lapses* Hey! Look! It’s a CYPH tag! Let’s throw rocks!
Austrian: That’s Yahweh.
Random PN Member: I know. What a traitor, huh? I mean he’s all like he’s our best friend and then he leaves and joins those Somnus Tater guys.
Austrian: It’s Somnus Fraternitas.
Random PN Member: Whatever. I don’t speak French.
Austrian: Oh God…
Random PN Member: Hey! I just realized that you’re a Frenchie too! Hey guys! It’s a French dude. Let’s spam him with racist remarks worded incoherently.
Triad: bah baa nahiji! Wrok to Merv.
Random Trust Member: Hey! You guys get out of Club Trust! This is our place.
Austrian: Ever read John Locke?
Random Trust Member: Read? You mean watch, right? He’s a pretty cool character.
Austrian: Eh?
Random Trust Member: John Locke. He’s that bald guy on “Lost”. He’s kind of like how I’d imagine Morpheus to be if, you know, he had been white.
Austrian: I’m not going to say anything… nothing at all…
Random Person: ((Excuse me one moment, Austrian. I was wondering if I could ask you something. It won’t take long.))
Austrian (relieved): ((Of course. Go ahead =) ))
Random Person: ((I want you to be a crazy evil nemesis for my character. It would be a really huge Event but it would require you to kill some random Bluepills and just generally be mean to everyone and anyone. But that’s all in your character’s nature, right?))
Austrian: ((Eh? No. It isn’t. What made you think that?))
Random Person: ((Well, you’ve got a Merv tag so that equates to power-hungry villain, obviously. I mean it’s a fact that’s woven into the fabric of the universe. All Merv’s are villains just like all Koreans are communists.))
Austrian: ((You don’t get out much do you?))
Random Person: ((No. I live in my mother’s basement. But I am bilingual.))
Austrian (curious): ((What other language do you speak?))
Random Person: ((Klingon. Martok qapla!))
Austrian: ((Oh. You should speak to Triad. I think that’s what she’s been trying to speak this past week.))
Random Person: ((One more question.))
Austrian: ((Sure. Go ahead.))
Random Person: ((You’re from Austria, right?))
Austrian: ((Originally, yes. But I get around a lot.))
Random Person: ((So you guys speak French over there, right? Or did the Nazis make you guys speak German? Also, are you related to Schwarzenegger by any chance?))
Austrian jacks out and breaks his keyboard with his forehead.