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My Living Will

16 posts · 2006-02-01 17:54:03 to 2006-02-02 12:12:00

#11100026591 02/01/2006 17:54:03 My Living Will
I, Anubis, of sound mind and body here by make this living will as the house that I live in now supports my sister with her drivers permit.
If in the event of my death I leave the name and character WGAnubis to the Penguin. I leave my alter ego Marrith to LinksLife on the condition that he assassinates Mustangu. I leave my coder database to Lady3Jane. I leave my twin silenced 900-FM magnumes to Mustangu on the condition that he assassinates Gothique. I leave my pet monkey bowbow to Gothique on the condition that she convences Mustangu not to kill her. I leave the geneticlly mutated human flesh eating owls that are aboninations to god to Fenshire just because I know he will give them a good home. I leave my fly virus immunity to Pltchaos. Finally I leave all my remaining funds to the united redpill college fund.
((This isnt a goodbye thread, though my life expectency has shortened as my sister HAS gotten her drivers permit today.))
#11100026592 02/01/2006 17:59:36 Re: My Living Will

WGAnubis wrote:
I, Anubis, of sound mind and body here by make this living will as the house that I live in now supports my sister with her drivers permit.
If in the event of my death I leave the name and character WGAnubis to the Penguin. I leave my alter ego Marrith to LinksLife on the condition that he assassinates Mustangu. I leave my coder database to Lady3Jane. I leave my twin silenced 900-FM magnumes to Mustangu on the condition that he assassinates Gothique. I leave my pet monkey bowbow to Gothique on the condition that she convences Mustangu not to kill her. I leave the geneticlly mutated human flesh eating owls that are aboninations to god to Fenshire just because I know he will give them a good home. I leave my fly virus immunity to Pltchaos. Finally I leave all my remaining funds to the united redpill college fund.
((This isnt a goodbye thread, though my life expectency has shortened as my sister HAS gotten her drivers permit today.))


Aww... I can just feel the sibling love!

I shall do my best to not be assassinated, and assassinate! /salute
#11100026601 02/01/2006 20:59:31 Re: My Living Will
Actually, thanks to a law that was passed not that long ago I'm forbidden from helping her log the required 25 hours needed for her to obtain her licence on account of my age. You have to be a licenced 21 year old where as a few years ago you only have to be 18. I fall into that blissfull safe zone.
#11100026603 02/01/2006 22:31:05 Re: My Living Will
What?  I get Nothing!?
#11100026604 02/01/2006 22:41:29 Re: My Living Will
*Amends will to include Lilane, she gets my collection of stamps.*
#11100026605 02/01/2006 22:55:46 Re: My Living Will
Oh sweet, geneticlly mutated human flesh eating owls that are abominations to God!!!  I've always wanted some of those!
*phones Anubis's sister*
"Yes.  The operation is a go.  Yes...  uh huh...  okay.  I don't care--...  uh huh..  yes, just make it look like an accident.  I understand.  Good luck."
#11100026606 02/01/2006 23:03:34 Re: My Living Will
Oh sure.  Fen gets mutant owls, Goth gets a monkey.  I get stamps!?  What a rip off. *pouts*
#11100026607 02/01/2006 23:04:59 Re: My Living Will
Hey, if you don't want 'em, Lil, I'll take those too. SMILEY
#11100026609 02/01/2006 23:10:17 Re: My Living Will
No!  It's all I'm getting darnit!!
#11100026610 02/01/2006 23:10:59 Re: My Living Will
Three of these are worth $1,000. Now remember kids, dont laugh at someone who collects stamps, they can be worth your entire college education.
#11100026611 02/01/2006 23:16:38 Re: My Living Will
Keep your monkey!  I'm gonna be rich!
#11100026612 02/01/2006 23:16:53 Re: My Living Will
*saves image to hard drive*
Now... What's the command to print from a file...?

(Hey Anubis, can I have your darkness? I could always use more darkness... SMILEY )

- Void
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#11100026613 02/01/2006 23:18:41 Re: My Living Will
He doesn't have it, Void.  But it's coming...
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