The Trig Meritocracy

1 posts · 2006-03-03 22:48:00 to 2006-03-03 22:48:00

#10900002836 03/03/2006 22:48 The Trig Meritocracy
We want you!  Whoever you are!  Join a faction with cool people, that you may or may not know from such movies as, The Endless, Atrum Angelus, and even some Zion factions. 
We are a Merv faction, dedicating ourselves to whatever it is were supposed to be doing every day!
You won't catch us just sleeping at the hardlines!  You will catch me dancing naked with a cowboy hat doing my now trademarked "Arandul Dance™©©™₤" learn how in my easy to learn 2 step video.
Sounds great?  But you still aren't sure huh?  Well, come along, we have a marvelous Buffet at other factions headquarters!  You get to hear my endless moments of flipping out!  You get to be a part of a gang, filled with white people!  Now that's a deal!
You get stuff from us, like, bits and, frags, and, cake!  WE HAVE CAKE!  EAT SOME ARANDUL CAKE!  I have all the sweet hookups. 
Now, I know what your saying, "zomg yay1!!1on1! how do I join?!!@#!SMILEY"
Well, let me explain that to you!  Simply go to our wonderful faction forums- located at this location that has a specified location for your locating purposes http://thetrig.proboards59.com/ and then simply register for the forums.  Easy right?  Well it doesn't end there!  Go to the area marked Matriculation (whatever that means, like I screw around on the internet with a dictionary up my *CENSORED*) and then do whatever it says from there!  If you really want in, and we really like you, you may be so lucky as to end up in--------------
Arandul's Fan Club
Its easy as that!  Join today!  No sense hesitating, you were planning on it anyways, right?
We'll be waiting for you!
With all my love-
Arandul
OUT!
Edited to change luck to lucky, will be included in the next patch notes.

Message Edited by n3tw0rkc0d3r on 03-03-200610:49 PM