We have captains from America, Europe, Australia and more... Come see us for a crew that is actually jacked-in when you are.

92 posts · 2005-08-15 16:07:10 to 2009-06-01 01:19:04
We have captains from America, Europe, Australia and more... Come see us for a crew that is actually jacked-in when you are.


Take your eye saber, strike me down with it. Give in to your anger! Now fulfill you destiny and take your father's place...
As a member of the KoN! Huzzah!
Learn the art of the eye-saber in the Kings of Never!
(NOTE: Must supply own eye-saber, blue headlamp does not actually do any damage, there is a chance that you may not master the eye saber as I have, safety not guaranteed)
The WarMonkey is back, so now it's the time to join the Kings of Never.
Join today, and we'll give you candy!
(Note, said candy will be stolen from a baby. Just hope you're down with that. Or you can just reject the candy offer - it's up to you.)
The Kings of Never
What?... You need a reason... Well OK
That faction over there stands for everything you DON'T stand for... also they said you look like dorks!

Good group of guys KoN are.
There hangs a rather... decorated poster in an alleyway...

Join Now and beat the MxO 2nd anniversary rush!!!


The Kings know the truth behind Easter! Join today and find out!
EDIT: My 1000th post, by the way. I have to say, the new orange name and title are... alright, but I prefered the Green "Enlightened Mind". Oh well, upwards and onwards towards "Clairvoyant"!
Join Now and beat the MxO 2nd anniversary rush!!! avoid being beaten!!!





Join a faction that's been around long enough to remember why we fight for Zion, and to have actually done something about it.
... that and fond memories of giving the Merv a wedgie at high-school prom.
The Kings of Never... Older than your grand-dad, cooler than the Fonz and hotter than your mom!

The Kings of Never are the best *CENSORED* Zion faction out there, and if you don't join now, well, you'll either be joining later, or kicking yourself in the face for the rest of your MxO career.
And you had such a pretty face...
If your going Zion, its a no brainer. You apply for the KoN.
If your going Mech, you join the DOE.
Eventually you'll end up anyway, once my master plan of taking over the entire simulation comes to fruition and I take them over 
Contrary to the opinions of some, we will not go gently into that good night.
The Kings of Never are here to stay.
Join Now and be with us in time for our Fanfaire LosVegas event shenanigans


It doesn't mater wherever you are or whatever you are.
Once a King, always a King.

The Kings of Never: The Only Zion Faction That Does Scare the DoE





Oh hey ... look at that... end of the Matrix and we're still here.
