The Mega City Department of Energy

DoE_Dominicco · 04/04/2008 16:59:50

The Mega City Department of Energy: Powering Lives.

eyepopper · 04/04/2008 17:41:20

DoE_Dominicco wrote:

The Mega City Department of Energy: Powering Lives.

join today for free meatloafs.

Meretrix · 04/08/2008 09:37:19

Hi boys. Behave now.

/batseyes

NightTrace · 04/08/2008 11:20:02

Do we has to? SMILEY

DoE_Dominicco · 04/10/2008 18:10:23

The Mega City Department of Energy: Powering Lives.

ThePigeonKing · 04/13/2008 12:47:28

The Mega City Department of Energy: Banned for Excessive Sexy

(Also, join MCDoE today and meet TAY ZONDAY in a bandanna.)

eyepopper · 04/13/2008 19:15:00

to be sung to the tune (if thats possible) of "chocolate rain"

D-O-E
those machines can save your day
D-O-E
theyre not machines but thats ok
D-O-E
rifles pwn at pvp
D-O-E *i move away from the mic to breathe in*
see the sketch by 33
D-O-E
most of them are all jacked out
D-O-E
WoW is what its all about
D-O-E
made TCs recruitment thread
D-O-E
cuz theyre a headache in your head
D-O-E
got a guy they call NT
D-O-E
hes nothing what youd call PC
D-O-E
their enemies are burned to toast
D-O-E
forums are down so here i post

join today for more tay zonday.

lokkii · 04/13/2008 20:50:12

eyepopper wrote:

to be sung to the tune (if thats possible) of "chocolate rain"

D-O-E
those machines can save your day
D-O-E
theyre not machines but thats ok
D-O-E
rifles pwn at pvp
D-O-E *i move away from the mic to breathe in*
see the sketch by 33
D-O-E
most of them are all jacked out
D-O-E
WoW is what its all about
D-O-E
made TCs recruitment thread
D-O-E
cuz theyre a headache in your head
D-O-E
got a guy they call NT
D-O-E
hes nothing what youd call PC
D-O-E
their enemies are burned to toast
D-O-E
forums are down so here i post

join today for more tay zonday.

Mega City Department of Energy: LEAVE NT ALONE!!!!!

Lovable · 04/14/2008 10:58:24

Fix your forums. NOW.

eyepopper · 04/14/2008 17:07:47

Lovable wrote:

Fix your forums. NOW.

ive a good mind to call 22 on the private line, but im worried hell wtfpwn me.

DoE_Dominicco · 04/14/2008 20:04:55

eyepopper wrote:

ive a good mind to call 22 on the private line, but im worried hell wtfpwn me.

...and I didn't back up the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide or the free pr0n site database either.

Lovable · 04/14/2008 20:35:00

...

You do realize that life as we know it depends on those two databases? CHOP-CHOP! GET TO IT!

Fen · 04/14/2008 22:36:46

The Mega City Department of Energy : Phase One of the Zombie Apocolypse has begun.

eyepopper · 04/15/2008 09:10:06

Fen wrote:

The Mega City Department of Energy : Phase One of the Zombie Apocolypse has begun.

good thing we poasted that guide on the foru---OH *poop*-

lokkii · 04/15/2008 10:06:41

Mega City Department of Energy: Going through Faction website withdrawl with style..... Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

eyepopper · 04/20/2008 22:23:13

back in business and aint it grand-- let the good times roll.

join today for good times.

DoE_Dominicco · 04/21/2008 05:18:57

Dear Valued Customer,

The Department of Energy would like to extend our most sincere apologies for the brief interruption of interweb services between 13 and 20 April, 1999. Due to a technical malfunction our interweb payment system was inoperable.

With your understanding, we have recomputated all accounts due during the time of the outage and have only charged an additional 12% on any accounts past due do to nonpayment.

We thank you for your continued confidence, regular services have been resumed at this time and Collections Officers have been dispatched to your local areas to ease the burden of collecting accounts due.

Sincerely,

Dominicco
Director of Hate
The Mega City Department of Energy

1342 Production Drive
Murasaki, MC
Phone: 1-800-dial-DOE
Fax: 202-586-4403
Email: [email protected]
http://www.megacitydeptofenergy.com/

The Mega City Department of Energy : Powering Lives.

NightTrace · 04/21/2008 13:17:39

The Mega City Department of Energy - We apologize for any inconvenience that the temporary removal of our website may have caused our valued customers. Rest assured that there was no outside force other then hardware maintenance that kept us away.

DoE_Dominicco · 04/26/2008 12:10:06

The Mega City Department of Energy : Powering Lives.

eyepopper · 04/29/2008 16:30:52

join today and help contribute moneys to the cause!!

DoE_Dominicco · 04/30/2008 15:54:49

The Mega City Department of Energy : Having our poasts deleted by the man since 1999.

The HVCFT DevilDog (the real one, not that other knock-off) is currently looking to recruit 3 new members. Please tap this to apply.

eyepopper · 04/30/2008 17:21:40

The Mega City Department of Energy: The Reason Nobody Ever Gets Kicked Out Of Art School Anymore

Fen · 05/04/2008 21:07:59

The Mega City Department of Energy : Didn't Pilot have a post here?

eyepopper · 05/05/2008 00:42:35

The Mega City Department of Energy: If A Noob Posts To A Forum, Does It Make A Sound?

join today to meet our usual gang of idiots.

EDIT: blue first, then red.

Pilot · 05/05/2008 08:35:14

The Mega City Department of Energy: Now save 20% on your electricity bills

DoE_Dominicco · 05/05/2008 20:30:52

#0000ff : #ff0000

eyepopper · 05/06/2008 20:26:02

the best there is, the best there ever will be, and the best that ever was.

join today.

DoE_Dominicco · 05/07/2008 15:28:54

The Mega City Department of Energy : Powering Lives.

The HVCFT DevilDog (the real one) is looking to recruit 2 new members. Tap this, register and fill out an application.

Fen · 05/07/2008 16:24:24

The Mega City Department of Energy : Powering Lives.

The HVCFT DevilDog (the real one) is looking to recruit 2 new members. Tap this, register and fill out an application.

eyepopper · 05/10/2008 19:25:26

join today. do it for the lulz.

Ebola · 05/11/2008 11:15:49

Join McDOE, they has good folks.

Join today!

eyepopper · 05/12/2008 14:29:56

they call it a cesspool, but its our cesspool.

www.megacitydeptofenergy.com

DoE_Dominicco · 05/12/2008 15:28:33

The Mega City Department of Energy : You can bump our thread without us getting butthurt.

We also have never lied, cheated or stolen from you. We leave that to the beta clan-guild-clan-posse-team-force.

Cadsuane · 06/08/2008 03:01:48

The Mega City Department of Energy : Not dead.

DoE_Dominicco · 08/11/2008 12:53:52

Cadsuane wrote:

The Mega City Department of Energy : Not dead.

What she said.

DarkNyte · 08/12/2008 10:31:08

The Mega City Department of Energy : Providing free bullets with every firearm.

VSLL · 10/07/2008 16:35:17

The Mega City Department of Energy : WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

SampleNow · 10/07/2008 20:18:33

I miss you guys.

Alphaea · 10/07/2008 20:26:17

The Mega City Department of Energy: A bastion of freedom in an untwold land

Neoteny · 10/08/2008 05:40:09

The Mega City Department of Energy : Telling it like it is since 1999.

Snag · 10/20/2008 07:23:54

Mega City Dept of Energy : Holding the Matrix together, one divot at a time.

Trilateral · 11/03/2008 23:15:55

The Mega City Dept of Energy: Accept No Substitutes

Virrago · 12/16/2008 15:23:44

If you see other factions spamming/trolling your recruitment thread, it is up to you to report them (we have no way of knowing if the person posting is in your faction or not). Otherwise, it will be locked permanently (especially if you been warned before).

Unlocking it again.

DoE_Dominicco · 12/16/2008 15:55:59

The Mega City Department of Energy: Still on top.

mxomod006 · 01/31/2009 00:22:34

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XElite · 01/31/2009 06:00:42

The Mega City Department of Energy : "It is happy for you that you possess the talent of flattering with delicacy. May I ask whether these pleasing attentions proceed from the impulse of the moment, or are they the result of previous study? ".

Living classical texts; Since 1999.

Vanil · 01/31/2009 21:28:40

XElite wrote:

The Mega City Department of Energy : "It is happy for you that you possess the talent of flattering with delicacy. May I ask whether these pleasing attentions proceed from the impulse of the moment, or are they the result of previous study? ".
Living classical texts; Since 1999.

I just felt like bumping the thread of the greatest Machinist faction that ever existed. Even the Moderators don't want me to do so, but they can't silence awesomeness. It isn't against the Terms of Service.

See you guys on Steam.

~V

DoE_Dominicco · 02/22/2009 16:50:16

The Mega City Department of Energy : Powering Lives

Alphaea · 04/08/2009 16:19:43

The Mega City Dept of Energy: On yer rescue boats, doin' the ook ook dance.

Fen · 05/28/2009 21:44:08

As prophesized by Morpheus, we have outlasted the Collective and are now hiring again.

The Mega City Department of Energy : Eff You, We Won.

<3, NightTrace, 33, and the rest of the DOE team.