I hate this d*mn game, it completely sucks. It has none of the value that the original films had. Why don't they just name it "Mega City Online"?
I've found a better solution.
I'm going to watch the matrix movies, pause every ten seconds, close my eyes, and think up of what I would do.
for instance, Neo is trying to avoid being seen by the agents at his office as a bluepill.
I'm gonna pause, but this time I'm gonna go all wirefu on the agents and start eating their flesh alive. Then I'll say "it's called pain, get used to it!". See, I'm not like most bluepills, I have godlike powers tha can kill agents.
ok, then I'm gonna fast foward it to the scene where Neo is captured. See, after eating their flesh and killing them, some gaurds came and jumped on me, which instantly crushed my girly little figure. And now I'm in this room.
I pause it, and instead of asking for a phone call, I say "Where's my b1tches and h0es?", and then flip 'em off with both hands.
We have a rap battle, I win, and they're sore losers so they stick this worm in my stomach which instantly makes me suck at rhyming.
So I fast-foward it to the part where Neo is in the car and he gets the worm taken out of him.
Except I pause it this time, and I take the highway. But secretly, I jump on the top of the car, and they start driving again. I use my x-ray vision to look through the car. Trinity and that other chick start lezzing out, and so I pop my head through the top of the car (it's possible, trust me) and go "Heeeeeere's Jonny!". They start flipping out, pull me through, and then we get into this hawt threesome, where eventually my worm is taken out (it's sorta like BDSM).
Then I meet with Morpheus, and I pause it right when I'm given the choice over the pills. I pick blue and I'm like "No way man the internet's no fun without the b1tches and h0es".
and then he gets all pissy with me and we start kung fu fighting. and then I start flying.
also, I killed Morpheus.
OMG OMG OMG OMG this game is so much better than MxO. Way more matrixy.