Dark sat in his chair swirling his glass and watching the dark liquor flow over the ice. His spirit was almost broken by the moderating of a recent installment of The Chronicles. The ice cracks and settles as if to signal an epiphany. "Some of these folks take themselves too seriously. Vector needs The Chronicles." Dark cracks his knuckles, sits up in his chair and gets to work....
A phenomena that I have yet to get my mind around... the lowbie threat. I've touched on this one before, but it still trips me out. This is when you kill a lowbie, and they scrunch up their cute little lowbie face and make the most menacing threat possible, but it just serves to make me chuckle. I guess they really think i'll fear them... heh. I'm sure this works on someone, because people usually make threats that would scare them if they were used against themselves. So, if i threatened this guy he'd probably wet himself. If you're gonna threaten someone, make sure it's someone who cares. Don't threaten a level 50 who ganked you as a level 39, because they probably don't care. Me? I look forward to a challenge in battle. Also, if you do get to 50 and you are trying to fulfill your threat, make sure you get right and come correct, because, if you don't you'll get clowned if your opponent remembers you, and you'll feel like an *CENSORED*, and there's nothing you can do or say to justify it that wont make you look like an even larger *CENSORED*. Finally, if you're gonna take the time to threaten someone in a game, make sure it's a good threat. Don't say "OMG U NOOB i'm gonna gank u when i get to 50." That's just gonna make me laugh.
Try these:
- When I hit level 50, I will hunt you down to the deepest regions of this "rabbit hole", and slaughter you with passion, and I will show you the insides of your own RSI, keeping you alive long enough for you to see your own digital heart stop beating.
- I will appear in every where you go until you lose all taste for battle. Then, I will abuse you in whatever dark alley you chose to hide in, and when your so scared that you wont even jack in , then I will haunt your nightmares.
- Quote almost any line from Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction, or just about any line from just about any Tarantino film.
- Enjoy your minor victory, for my wrath will revisit you tenfold, infidel.
- Damnit, you made me spill the blood I was drinking!
- The voices in my head have told me to bite my tongue and bide my time. We will meet again.
but, instead, this guy chose to say this...
Lucky for me, he has a memorable name...
Message Edited by SableTheDarkWarrior on 11-24-2005 03:03 AM
I hope you brought backup, cuz if I catch you alone... it's a wrap.
