The Children of New Zion [RECRUITING]

229 posts · 2005-10-09 07:56:01 to 2009-06-07 16:19:42

#36300250759 06/01/2007 11:43:04 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
bannanaphone wrote:
exsuscito wrote:
/newfoundrespecteventhoughI'drathergoa$stomouththanrejoinZion
SMILEY *bows*

supersdcurge wrote:
That post makes me want to grind rep to zion.
Just admit you want to sport the CoZ tag... But first ask yourself... Are you pwn enough?

I mean come on, we can stop rock and roll.
=o if i join am i taken off the stalk list ? O_o
#36300250831 06/01/2007 13:19:18 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
supersdcurge wrote:
bannanaphone wrote:
exsuscito wrote:
/newfoundrespecteventhoughI'drathergoa$stomouththanrejoinZion
SMILEY *bows*

supersdcurge wrote:
That post makes me want to grind rep to zion.
Just admit you want to sport the CoZ tag... But first ask yourself... Are you pwn enough?

I mean come on, we can stop rock and roll.
=o if i join am i taken off the stalk list ? O_o
yes... =D
#36300250892 06/01/2007 14:17:46 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
Come, Riac, and make love with my lowbie Zion alt! ...

...wait, that was a secret. No it wasn't. >.>
#36300250919 06/01/2007 15:07:04 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
Bayamo wrote:
Come, Riac, and make love with my lowbie Zion alt! ...

...wait, that was a secret. No it wasn't. >.>


=O

anyways... join CoZ

#36300251001 06/01/2007 17:00:52 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
bannanaphone wrote:
COZ FUN FACTS:


Zencao can punt you so hard that he can actually alter your
DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their groins and
yell, "What the fu ck was that!?"



PBlade does not dodge bullets. Bullets dodge PBlade



Synapze777 owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It
helped her win the 1983 World Poker Tournament despite her holding just a
joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno, and a monopoly
‘Get out of jail free’ card.



In order to join CoZ you must pass the initiation by counting
to infinity...twice.



CoZ pvp teams do not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of
failure. CoZ pvp teams go killing.



If you can see zencao, he can see you. If you can't see zencao
you may be only seconds away from death.



obligoblin built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
assassination. As Oswald shot, obligoblin met all three bullets with his toes,
deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.



CoZ members have already been to Mars; that's why there are
no signs of life there. -Riac spreads lies about this one.



They once made a CoZ toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh!t
from anybody.



Crop circles are CoZ's way of telling the world that
sometimes corn needs to lie the fu ck down.



CoZ frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never our own.



If you want a list of CoZ’s enemies, just check the extinct species list.



Baku won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply
beat the living *CENSORED* out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game
forfeited.



Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for everyone in CoZ to die before they
attack.



We are the reason why Waldo is hiding.

All CoZ members are trained by chuck norris.


#36300251011 06/01/2007 17:22:51 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
Zencao. I bow my head in amazement to you. Truly, you are a king amongst men.
#36300251042 06/01/2007 18:24:48 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
PBlade wrote:
Zencao. I bow my head in amazement to you. Truly, you are a king amongst men.
/mood subtle

I appreciate that commander, now king is a bit far.. I would settle for captain or counsellor (I would totally zap some dudes with that crazy lighting counsellors get)... *hint hint*

SMILEY

#36300251260 06/02/2007 04:57:10 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
Very well.

I bow my head in amazement to you, Zencao. Truly you are councellor amongst men.


....It just doesn't have the same ring to it, but whatever.
#36300251310 06/02/2007 06:31:14 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
PBlade wrote:
Very well.

I bow my head in amazement to you, Zencao. Truly you are councellor amongst men.


....It just doesn't have the same ring to it, but whatever.
everything has a nice ring to it with "zencao" there SMILEY
#36300251439 06/02/2007 11:19:22 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
Erm Yeah Hi

I saw This Recruiting Post and I Thought "hmm"

Ive Had MxO For a While Now, But Played It On The Odd Ocassion.
Im a Lightweight Lvl 16 Martial Initiate in Vector - Hostile

Yes I Know ...SMILEY

But Im looking To Get To Grips With This Game Full On, And i already know that you can Lvl Faster in a mission group with Lvl 50's.
 And This Faction Seems To Be The Best To Apply For.

Well what im trying to get At Is Where Can i Apply? How? And When I can I expect To Be accepted Or Rejected?

Cheers


Raxe.
#36300251449 06/02/2007 11:32:57 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
raxe wrote:
Erm Yeah Hi

I saw This Recruiting Post and I Thought "hmm"

Ive Had MxO For a While Now, But Played It On The Odd Ocassion.
Im a Lightweight Lvl 16 Martial Initiate

Yes I Know ...SMILEY

But Im looking To Get To Grips With This Game Full On, And i already know that you can Lvl Faster in a mission group with Lvl 50's.
 And This Faction Seems To Be The Best To Apply For.

Well what im trying to get At Is Where Can i Apply? How? And When I can I expect To Be accepted Or Rejected?

Cheers


Raxe.
Make a post in the application forums here and we'll have you in ASAP SMILEY

And don't worry about levels, I've had this game for more than a year and I'm only level 38 D:
#36300251484 06/02/2007 11:54:26 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
Thanks Very Much

Its All Done And Dusted.

Where And When Will I Get a Reply? Via E-mail?

Sorry For Imposing Lol. I Feel Like a Poon.

 
#36300251485 06/02/2007 11:56:24 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
Hi, and thanks for applying. SMILEY

Keep an eye on our faction forums, you'll get a reply there. Then someone ingame will get intouch with you.
#36300251501 06/02/2007 12:11:10 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]

I have registered as SilentCode

But i cant post replies or threads. Its rather annoying.

"I do Not Have Permission??"

 how do i resolve this?

#36300251502 06/02/2007 12:11:53 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
I'll look into it.

If you haven't received an authentication email in the ... email, then I'll do some tinkering and sort it for you.
#36300251506 06/02/2007 12:14:17 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
Disturbingly No i Havent Got an E-mail.

Not in Junk E-mail Or Inbox.

#36300251514 06/02/2007 12:19:09 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
raxe wrote:
Thanks Very Much


Its All Done And Dusted.

Where And When Will I Get a Reply? Via E-mail?

Sorry For Imposing Lol. I Feel Like a Poon.

 
Is your ingame name raxe? I'll see if I can get in touch with you.

EDIT: just checked the tread, I'll get to ya ingame ASAP.
#36300251517 06/02/2007 12:20:30 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
Yeah Its Raxe, I will be on in a few minuites. Make that 2.

#36300251520 06/02/2007 12:22:07 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
raxe wrote:
Yeah Its Raxe, I will be on in a few minuites. Make that 2.

On my way. See you on the inside.
#36300251533 06/02/2007 12:35:26 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]

Where Are You xS

Im At Mara Central

#36300251543 06/02/2007 12:50:03 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
raxe wrote:

Where Are You xS

Im At Mara Central

My router is being a fanny, im trying to get in, just gimme a sec...
#36300251551 06/02/2007 13:03:51 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
Sorted.

Cheers Zen.

#36300251554 06/02/2007 13:06:40 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
raxe wrote:
Sorted.

Cheers Zen.

Welcome aboard mate, I'd get on and mission but as you can see my internet is not a nice entity.
#36300251818 06/03/2007 03:05:11 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
bannanaphone wrote:
raxe wrote:
Sorted.

Cheers Zen.

Welcome aboard mate, I'd get on and mission but as you can see my internet is not a nice entity.

Welcome to the real world!
#36300251936 06/03/2007 06:17:21 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
deviljonny wrote:
bannanaphone wrote:
raxe wrote:
Sorted.

Cheers Zen.

Welcome aboard mate, I'd get on and mission but as you can see my internet is not a nice entity.

Welcome to the real world!
*has lost the pic of "I see what you did there" put would post it if he could*
#36300254853 06/07/2007 09:05:28 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
Oh,
What is the butter dripper?
What gets you chubby quicker?
What comes on tables or on plates? (waffle)
Can't get enough of it, (waffle)
How we really love it, (waffle)
Makes me think I'm 1st rate (waffle)
I can kiss and hug it, (waffle)
But I'd rather chug it, (waffle)
Got my belly up to here, (waffle)
I could not refuse a, (waffle)
I could really use a,
Waffle, waffle, waffle.

Waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle, waffle.
 
eat with your family,
eat it with your friends,
eat till you're fat,
Stomach extends,
waffle are like bread they’re good for you,
We like to eat till we spew,
OOH
Who cares if we get fat,
I'll toast to that,
As we sing once more.

 
Oh,
What is the butter dripper?
What gets you chubby quicker?
What comes on tables or on plates? (waffle)
Can't get enough of it, (waffle)
How we really love it, (waffle)
Makes me think I'm 1st rate (waffle)
I can kiss and hug it, (waffle)
But I'd rather chug it, (waffle)
Got my belly up to here, (waffle)
I could not refuse a, (waffle)
I could really use a,
Waffle, waffle, waffle. Come on dammit butter it,
Do it for me,
cook it for me,
truck it to me,
*CENSORED* it gimme! (waffles)   The most wonderful food in the world HOORAY!
#36300258725 06/10/2007 19:31:13 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]

Join COZ today!

SMILEY

#36300258734 06/10/2007 19:34:42 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
Yasamuu1 wrote:

Join COZ today!

SMILEY


Lol Yasa. SMILEY heh...
#36300258753 06/10/2007 19:41:54 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]

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#36300261838 06/15/2007 14:50:11 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,
I'd find a pu$$y-cat and bash in it's head.
That's when my momma said...
(What did she say?)
She said my boy I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay...

You'll be a ganker.

You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a ganker.
People will play you to be inhumane!

You're temperment's wrong for healing,
And helping would suit you still less.
Son, be a ganker.
You'll be a success.

I am your ganker.
And I enjoy the tree that I picked.
I'm your ganker.
And I get off on the pain I inflict!

I thrill when I kill someone who trusted
It's swell, though then tell me I'm mal-adjusted. 
And though it may cause my noobies distress.
(distress!)
Somewhere...Somewhere in heaven above me...
I know...I know that my momma's proud of me.

Oh, Momma..." 
'Cause I'm a ganker... And a success! 
"Say ahh..."
"Say AHhhh..."
"Say AAARRRHHHH!!!"
"Now quit!"
#36300264103 06/19/2007 09:52:55 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
Yo People.

My activation code for the COZ Forum Has not come through.
Can someone with Mod rites re instate an activation code for me. 
I cant post or squat.

Or just accept me?
I dont know, Just Help?

Cheers M'dears.
#36300284461 07/16/2007 17:54:39 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
The machines totally suck
You *CENSORED*
The machines totally suck
 
Morpheus was a rebel indeed
He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed
He was a genius but if he was here today
The machines would *CENSORED* him up his righteous A!

Now let me tell you something about the machines (uh huh)
They're *CENSORED* up the environment (say what?)
They're taking all the *CENSORED* beautiful animals (yeah?)
And making them *CENSORED* extinct (oh no!)

The machines totally suck
You *CENSORED*
The machines totally suck
The machines totally suck

#36300293117 07/28/2007 14:16:18 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
So um yeah, they rock.

Join them.
#36300293135 07/28/2007 15:30:29 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
Havocide wrote:
So um yeah, they rock.

Join them.
Listen to Hacocide, he's smarter than you. SMILEY
#36300293540 07/29/2007 13:25:58 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
Lets hear it for the COZ!!


#36300294403 07/31/2007 06:22:55 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]

They say the waffle'll inherit
You know the book doesn't lie
It's not a question of merit
It's just demand and supply
They say the buttery gonna get it
And you're a buttery guy
You know the waffle are gonna get what's comin' to 'em by and by


Zencao: My future's starting
I've got to let it
Stick with that team, and gee, my crew bank will thrive
What am I saying? No way! Forget it!
It's much too boring to keep that team alive

I take these offers, that means more grinding
Who knew success would come with messy, nasty strings?
I sign these contracts, that means I'm willing
to keep on doing slow and boring evil things

No! No! There's only so far you can bend
No! No! This nightmare must come to an end
No! No! You've got no alternative, Zencao old boy
Though it means you'll be broke again and unemployed,
It's the only solution. It can't be avoided
The Mission team must be destroyed

But then there's Nirvana, the lovely ship.
If life were gonna, go back to like before
She might not be mine, she might not want me
Without my level, she might not love me anymore


They say the waffle'll inherit

Zencao: Where do I sign?

You know the book doesn't lie

PBlade: Right on the line

It's not a question of merit

PBlade: That'll do fine.

It's just demand and supply

PBlade: This copy's mine

You'll make a fortune, we swear it,

If on this fact you rely

PBlade:Bye bye. So long.

You know the waffle are gonna get what's comin' to 'em,
you know the waffle are gonna get what's comin' to 'em,
you know the waffle are gonna get what's comin' to 'em
by and by.
#36300305085 08/17/2007 10:44:40 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
And so, PBlade gathered his Knights together,
bringing from all the corners of the Kingdom the strongest and bravest in
the land to sit at the Round Table.
The strangely flatulent Sir Vietato,
the dasingly handsome Zencao,
the homicidally brave Sir Napalmus,
Sir Renesis the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Napalmus,
who slew the vicious Chicken of Uriah and who
personally wet himself at the Battle of Mara C.
And the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-Thread.

Together they formed a band whose names
and deeds were to be retold throughout the matrix...
The Children of Zion

All for one
One for all
All for one
And one for all

Some for some

None for none

Slightly less for people we don't like

And a little bit more for me

All round this Blightly land
We are his mighty band
Oooo
PBlade's strongest knights
We are prepared to fight
Whoooo-ever
All for one
Two for all
All for some
And free for all
#36300306846 08/20/2007 05:37:15 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
How many blades would PBlade pee if a PBlade could pee blades?

Join us and find out.
#36300306858 08/20/2007 06:07:50 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
Just the one. O_O



Oh, wait. I wasn't meant to tell them.
#36300307276 08/20/2007 19:29:55 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]

Possible to join?

SMILEY

#36300307445 08/21/2007 03:08:19 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]

yeah, contact:

PBlade, Renesis, Zencao, or some other member to get you in

#36300307520 08/21/2007 05:26:51 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
Psyk0pig wrote:

Possible to join?

SMILEY

Sure. Give me a shout ingame. Name's "PBlade" if you didn't figure. SMILEY
#36300310387 08/25/2007 00:55:36 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
Where are you guys?! We need the wafflelicious love.
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I apologize, I had to know you were The One.....
You could have asked...
#36300310631 08/25/2007 11:37:08 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
Therinwhitten wrote:
Where are you guys?! We need the wafflelicious love.
Everywhere

































And no where.












but somewhere










But not just anywhere!



















...




















But what to wear...
#36300319689 09/10/2007 08:35:45 Re:The Children of *New* Zion [RECRUITING]
**Made by PBlade.


Also, thanks to a freak character deletion error, the Children of Zion are reborn, renamed, and rehabiliated! Fit and able to be integrated once more into public society.
#36300319719 09/10/2007 09:51:00 Re:The Children of *New* Zion [RECRUITING]
PBlade wrote:
**Made by PBlade.


Also, thanks to a freak character deletion error, the Children of Zion are reborn, renamed, and rehabiliated! Fit and able to be integrated once more into public society.
I just tried to spread margerine on my bread thinking it was butter.
#36300319730 09/10/2007 10:05:22 Re:The Children of *New* Zion [RECRUITING]
bannanaphone wrote:
PBlade wrote:
**Made by PBlade.


Also, thanks to a freak character deletion error, the Children of Zion are reborn, renamed, and rehabiliated! Fit and able to be integrated once more into public society.
I just tried to spread margerine on my bread thinking it was butter.
I know... I still can't believe it isn't....
#36300319742 09/10/2007 10:19:00 Re:The Children of Zion [RECRUITING]
bannanaphone wrote:
Therinwhitten wrote:
Where are you guys?! We need the wafflelicious love.
Everywhere

































And no where.












but somewhere










But not just anywhere!



















...




















But what to wear...
No

























                                                                         Frikin



























way!






                                                                  














                            O_o